Nothing like special moments with your special somepony.
Minty, Minty, Minty Derpy, Derpy, Derpy!
I just don't know what went wrong.
O Derpy Tree, O Derpy Tree,
O something something something.
"Ready to celebrate your first Hearth's Warming Eve here in Ponyville?"
"...I might just skip it."
Let me guess, "For Pinkie Pie".
"Skip Hearth's Warming Eve?!"
"I just find it all a little silly."
"It's mostly a day dedicated to..."
"...presents and candy, isn't it?"
"And why would you deny yourself presents and candy?"
"I think what Spike means to say is:"
"Hearth's Warming is about more than presents and candy."
"It's a time to spend with friends and family when we celebrate a very important day in Equestria's history."
"I think to most ponies, it's just an excuse for silly songs and fun..."
"...not a day to remember some old story."
Maybe you just haven't heard the right Hearth's Warming Eve story yet!
"...sing songs around a hearth..."
"...to fight back an eternal winter..."
"...caused by the mythical windigoes?"
"Every foal and filly knows that story."
"My favorite holiday story..."
"A Hearth's Warming Tale"!
"This is the story of a powerful unicorn named Snowfall Frost, who hated Hearth's Warming Eve."
"It all began many moons ago in Canterlot..."
"Every home in Canterlot was filled with holiday spirit."
"Every home... except one."
"It was said of Snowfall that she was almost as studied as Star Swirl the Bearded."
"Almost, since everypony knows that Star Swirl was an expert at everything..."
"...from transfiguration, dimensional calibration, teleportation—"
"We get it. Star Swirl's awesome."
What is this? Magic or Alchemy?
Sorry. Did we break your concentration?
Hearthswarming Eve . . . Bah! Humbug!
"I hate Hearth's Warming Eve!"
"All of Equestria would be better off..."
"...if we just skipped the day altogether."
Wow. Guess she's not into the holiday spirit at all.
♪ Happy Hearth's Warming, they say in the street ♪
♪ Happy Hearth's Warming ♪
♪ They think they're so sweet ♪
♪ That they lack any meaning ♪
♪ When I could be intervening? ♪
♪ Everypony loves this cursed holiday ♪
♪ But would they be better off with it out of the way? ♪
You're a mean one, Snowfall Frost.
Spike closing Twilight's wing delicately is very considerate here!
Suddenly, Applejack ex-machina.
That can't be the same pony! She's smiling.
"Aw, look how cute you were."
Uh... Isn't this a little girls show?
Oh, an angel of darkness allusion?
My little pony, my tall specter, things get serious...