Twilight.exe has stopped working.
"I know! I can't believe it either!"
"The map has never called me before!"
Starlight's first ever squee.
"I'm sure that's not why she looks... like that."
Twilight.exe has rebooted.
"Well, it's that and the fact that you're being called to the royal palace!"
"I mean, what in Equestria could be going on there?!"
"You want me to come with you?!"
"The map just called you for a reason, right?"
"Heh. Though maybe it's a mistake."
"Because it's never called just one of us before."
"I also wasn't nervous before, but now..."
"For all we know, it's something small."
"Like maybe the cooks are fighting over who has the best butternut squash soup."
"Or the royal hairdressers are fighting over a comb."
"Or, you know, maybe the royal sisters aren't seeing eye-to-eye on something."
"Luna and Celestia would never fight."
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
"So the map sent you to solve a friendship problem?"
"Well, there's nothing wrong here. Right, sister?"
"No. Everything's perfect as usual, sister."
(Seven years I've been back from the moon, and STILL no throne of my own?)
I'm detecting some issues between the royal sisters.
Here's where you'll be staying, Starlight.
New from Hasbro! Only $4.99!
"I'm not. I'm still home."
"It's an easy spell. I'll show you later."
"Anyway, enough about me. I had to check on you."
"Not in a meddling kind of way!"
"In a friendly "how's it going?" kind of way. So, how's it going?"
"I think the problem might be between Celestia and Luna."
"Oh, no, that's terrible!"
"I mean, what makes you say that?"
"You know how some ponies say nothing's wrong..."
"...but you can tell something's definitely wrong?"
Not very convincing, Twilight.
"That's basically what the princesses did when I said there was a friendship problem."
"Only they did it more, you know, regally."
"Oh, I wish I could help you, but I can't –"
"...both for map reasons and because I have no idea!"
"This is big! Like, really big!"
"But I'm here if you ever need to talk. Or listen to music."
"Heh. Comforting, right?"
"Now you'll know exactly what it's like to..."
Starlight, you are going to the moon.
"Switch our cutie marks back this instant!"
"My apologies, your majesties!"
"But I can't, even if I wanted to."
"The spell lasts twenty-four hours."
"I-It may have been extreme, but, uh..."
"...I think it's still a good idea?"
"Good choice! Not that you had one."
This is your last warning, Starlight.
"I'm gonna stop talking now."
And this is why the map didn't send Twilight.
"You switched their cutie marks?! The actual princesses' cutie marks?!"
"I thought we moved past this."
"I-I'm good! Just, uh..."
"...reading an exciting book!" (You liar!)
"He's gonna think I'm nuts!"
No more freak-outs for the rest of this episode, Twilight.
Well, this is certainly new...
Oh, you had to ruin the moment, didn't ya, Luna?!
But, smiling all day can take its toll...
"I care. [distorted] I care."
No! I hate angry pancakes!
"We are such/Happy flowers..."
I think Hasbro has a new toy idea.
"Don't worry, Starlight."
"I know how to handle Nightmare Moon."
"...me?!" (I don't believe it....)
It's the evil alter ego of Celestia....DAYBREAKER!! The fandom is going wild! (Not to mention tons of new fan-art and fanfiction ideas...)
"This can't be!" (Oh, yes, it can.)
"You don't need anypony!"
"You can do whatever you want."
"And all you have to do is get rid of anypony who stands in your way!"
Daybreaker uses flame charge!
"You could really use some... sun!"
Daybreaker used Flamethrower!
Celestia and Starlight could really use some sunglasses right about now.
"I never should've gone on this mission!"
"Now Equestria is doomed!"