...And the very first derp of the entire series award goes to... Spike!!! Sorry Derpy...

"Oh boy...".

"We love parcnic!!!"

You always make this face when somepony puts their hoof in your mouth

"Gonna... barf...".

Bleh!

And then she exploded...

He really is tired.

Twilight Sparkle is intentionally cross eyed, and Spike doesn't have a clue what's going on.

"I... may have mixed the wrong drink...".

"Wheee!"

"Let's go!"

Rarity caught in the act.

It's kinda hard to tell from this picture, but rest assured, she's derping.

"Uh oh...".

Sure Spike, we believe you when you say it doesn't hurt...

Yep.

"So, Spike? How does it taste?"

"Uhh... Twilight... what did you do...???"

So AWESOME!!!!!!

Elephantjack.

"Can't. Understand. Voices!"

"I'm always reddy to halp!"

Errr...

What's this, Dash? A new trick?

Too much Applebuckin', I presume?

"Hello, fairies...I'm Appleefeprloo!"

"Ugh...wheat worms?"

Watch out, Pinkie's gonna vomit!

"I'm on TV?!"

"But I'm not even ready!" *faints*

She has seen you naked...

Why the long face? Oh, right.

"Don't anypony help me or anything...".

So why exactly does Spike deliver the mail if this happens to him?

Let's shave Pinkie so we can make bungee cords for sky diving!

What's zis?

A pony making a shocked face after Gilda makes Fluttershy cry.

Cloud Kicker seems to have a problem.

Pinkie Pie used ElectricHoofshake. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Gilda, seen here graduating from Pinkie's University of Derps.

"I luv pop can!"

Cake'll do that to ya.

Electric handshake

"Shut up!"

Blurry derpings.

It's like a mix between a crab and a duck.

"I think I'm... gonna be sick...".

And they were never heard from again...

Snips is Derping

I didn't know that Pinkie's tail is a contact softener!

Eeep!

"Avalanche!!!"

"Dragon smoke makes me derp".

"Don't sneak up on me, because this happens when you do".

"Dragon!!!"

"Leaf!!!"

"I can go derpy too, just watch."

Pillow fight, gone wrong.

I think her brain just stopped working for a moment there.

Twice in one episode? You may have a problem Twilight.

The light! It burns!

"Y'all right there Twilight?"

This just does not look right.

"I see dead ponies..." (And Apple Bloom has seen their kind before, so she doesn't care!)

Well that doesn't even look like her anymore.

I'm not even sure how she can accomplish that, but it looks really painful.

The last thing she ever saw...

"I am spaghetti".

"Pretty colors!"

"Yes, we can build Ponyville back in less than a minute".

Lyra is a bit more excited than anypony should be.

"Bop barp".

This is when Twilight became very aware that someone with murderous intent was behind her...

"I can see EVERYTHING!!!"

No comment.

What Apple Bloom's sales tactics do.

Berry Punch is shocked

"Put a sock....er, hoof in it!"

Sweetie Drops doesn't like buckets of apples.

"Who are you gonna believe?"

Ka-derp

Three pony pileup.

"Quiet! The voices! They are telling me things!"

"I'm gonna git ye Applejack, you and your ridiculous face...".

"I question your abilities, Rarity."

"I love Rarity!"

"Something's gonna fall!!!"

O_O

"Somepony call 911! Twilight's gone derpy again!"

Not what you'd normally see in the tub.

Quit looking so smug Pinkie and get Twilight some help.

"Twitchy tail!!!"

Ouch... that should hurt.

OOOO Not that smile!

"Wait, whats that on your neck?"

"Oh boy...".

Lol!

"I'm so angry!"

"Uh oh...".

I ate too much last night.

Even Fluttershy falls victim to the Derpy eyes.

I go derpy on purpose.

Any bigger, and her eyes would pop out.

I had WAY too much to drink last night.

"Bathroom!!!"

"Something's out there..."

Yet another derp for Twilight.

She may have gone derpy.

"Why can't fit in burdhowse?"

Where did the wall go?

"...discover your talent for...house cleaning?"

"Ah'm so old Ah can't even keep mah eyes straight!"

Guess who's singing right now.

"Yikes!"

"I am the prettiest pony around!"

Twilight finds out what's in her apple juice.

"How'd I end up here?..."

"Oh goodness gracious, I can't take this anymore!"

Just derpin' the day away.

Yes Rarity, we're all aware of what that dog just did to you...

Scared horseapple-less.

"Sorry Rarity, but your smile is way too cheesy to believe".

Flutterderp strikes again!

I DO has a flavour!

"You gonna be alright there Twilight?"

"GUUH!"

I think you should change your welcoming tactics a bit, Braeburn.

"I've never been surrounded by so many mares before...".

"I have no idea what you just said".

Rarity is about to throw up...

"PIE!!!"

Show me a big smile, Rainbow.

Nyah Nyah!

"I think I'm gonna vomit..."

Derp.

"That is one HOT stallion over there...".

"MY EYE!!!"

"This is bad!"

"I love you, Twilight!"

I'm freeeeee-fallin'!

"The pain! It makes me derp!"

Derping out of a tree.

"Holy moley!!!"

*Gasps*

"Open sesame!!!"

"That was way more sour than I thought it would be...".

So her straight hair really does make her go insane.

It's always great to be woken up by a heart attack.

The Everfree Forest is a terrible place to move, Spike.

"I got this".

That's a new one.

I've got smacked once.

Smacked twice.... don't even know where I'm going.

Twilight surprised.

Talk about making a "duckface."

"Hai Arpplejark, can I borrows some crayons?".

"Could I have some more punch?"

Generally what you do not want to see before going to bed...

Pinkie: 1, Reality: 0

"This is one great party!"

That's a little bit creepy.....

She's probably related to Derpy...

"It's ok..."

"...Mommy will make sure no one hurts you..."

"Oui! Zat eez correct Madame!"

"You heard the lady!"

That'll protect her from the rain...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"A little help, please?"

"Squeeze buddies!"

5 Twilights at once? Imagine the possibilities!

Ack!!!

"COME OUT!!!"

"Squeeze buddies!"...again?...

"You're going to LOVE ME!!!"