"You okay, Twilight?" You're making me mad.
"I may have had too much to drink last night...".
Twilight getting her chub on.
"I am a pretty pony... I am a pretty pony...".
I was under the impression that this was a kid's show...
...but apparently I was wrong...
"Popping" out of nowhere!
"Too... much... candy...".
Fluttershy needs a doctor to bring her back to life!
"You should see a doctor before you really need a priest."
You might want to keep your mouth closed for this...
Pinkie Pie is derping in her nightmare night outfit.
"Hey! Another candy! This doesn't look the least bit suspicious".
Must be hard to run with eyes like that.
Oh, so it's the hair he likes...
Spike is checking whether the book really says all that.
This is the face you'd make when you realize you're speaking a new language perfectly.
"Murder!?!?!? Who said anything about murder!?!?!?..."
"I saw my life flash before my very derped eyes".
Don't even need to say what's wrong here.
I will show everypony how derpy I am before I die.
"Let it be known that my face has no bones".
This is very wrong on many levels.
How long is my mouth going to stay like this?
I suppose toilets weren't invented yet.
I think she should've said she was sick instead.
Posing for a profile pic.
Did somepony give you a dodgy cupcake, Dash?
One of the many uses of Twilight! #1: Fishing.
I think she ate to much pudding...
"Private Pansyderp at your service, Commander!"
Hurricane pushes Pansy off cliff LIKE A BOSS.
This may have been a bad idea for Pinkie. She will throw up after this...
She didn't make it to the bathroom in time.
Note: Pinkie Promises are serious business. Never break/worm your way through one.
Pinkie's rage is scary indeed.
"Uhh... Rainbow... Could'ya let go of me?"
Your eyes have changed color, Cheerilee! Must be because of the cider.
"What? No. You have got to be kidding". :(
"Look at that sad, cider-less face, oh brother-of-mine!"
What happens when Berryshine
sneaks up on other ponies.
"You will obey my every command...".
Warning! Flim-Flam cider may cause serious derpings.
Pinkie spun around one time too many
Nearly puking always results in derping.
"Is her face gonna stay like that?"
"I have no time for your silly little games".
Pretty sure being puked on is something Rainbow wouldn't like...
"I wasn't doing nothin'!"
What a big mouth you have!
"What the hay did I just eat?!?!?!?"
Dash, that isn't how you read a book.
Looks like Twilight wasn't the only crazy character in season two.
"You're gettin' kinda close there, Pinkie..."
You can't resist these eyes.
That looks...incredibly painful...
"You go like this: DOH-PEE-DOH-PEE-DOH"
, but I think you've met your match.
If you look deep in her eyes, she'll put you in trances!
If her eyes were any bigger, they'd explode.
I was derping before it was cool.
"We... might be in trouble...".
"Just takin' a nap outside of my house...".
When stage fright gets the best of you...
A tornado of Pinkie's facial expressions.
Stop your derping Pinkie, just stop.
She'd never seen that part of Fluttershy's house before...
"I suppose I've lived a good life..."
"Hey guys, look what I caught!"
The poor widdle guy lost his bawance.
Those trees really popped out of nowhere.
"Out of all the places to hit me...".
The words Canterlot, Wedding, Princess and Royal make this happen.
The trick makes everyone related to Derpy.
"Umm... A.J.... What're you doing down there?..."
Applejack, I don't want to eat your hoof...
"Durr. My fiancé's so not evil, hurr durr!"
Really? That's the best you can do?
Tired of the wedding yet?
Dude... what happened to me?
This better be a nightmare...
He's been derping so long that his eyes are stuck like that now.
LiarJack strikes yet again!
Only Rarity would be that ecstatic over a bouquet.