I love cleaning animals! (That's it, Twilight. Act natural.)
Up all night... playing Minecraft...
Ack! Somepony spiked—I mean, spooned my pancake!
Naw, your decorations are... great! Honest!
This thing smells older than Star Swirl the Bearded.
I'm about to enter a world of despair.
And the 53rd Annual Scrunch-Off is underway! Rainbow Dash takes an early lead.
Rarity has a rather similar entry—might lose some points on that one.
And Applejack with a tried-and-true classic.
You look constipated, Braeburn.
The power of Braeburn's pout compels you.
So, uh, about the pies...
You got quite a big mouth there, Apple Bloom.
Wait, where did a lot of Scootaloo's teeth go?
So, yeah... about those pies...
Aren't my teatime manners im-PECC-able?
If there ever were a need for context.
Can't talk. Brain broken.
Can someone fix my eye, please?
Must... come up... with words...
IIIIIIII seeeeeeee yoooooouuuuu...
Something just broke Discord. Can someone please help him?
Oh, you did not just say that!
And Discord just became scary.
Discord and Tree Hugger have a staring contest.
Can't you see how miserable I am by my pouting?
The postal service around here is terrible.
Applejack is making a scrunchy face. Are you hiding something?
Behold! Fluttershy's poker face!
The Smooze's first attempt at kissing a girl didn't go so well.
My burning rage knows no bounds...
And Maud just broke Discord.
Urge to wreak chaos... rising...
I can finally breathe again!
Watch as I calm this creature in the most bizarre way possible.
I'm moving my cheeks up and down!
I can feel the cuteness of my face.
This is between you and me, Gummy.
Spike has a crush on Rarity.
Is that news to you, Gummy?
Pinkie: [grinning]
Gummy: [...]
Just gonna be honest with you girls; I really, really, really, really, really, really want to go to Griffonstone.
Lerk ert meh! Erm Twerlert!
That is one big pile of manure.
Seriously, what is this?!
Let the suffering end, please...
Well, at least I can still smile.
Pinkie has just gone full derp.
That cross-eyed pony messed up the invitations? Excuse me, but I must pout angrily at this fact.
The power of my snort compels you!
Must-not-worry-must-not-worry-must-not-worry...
Wait! We have to use these!
Cello dubstep so powerful, it can stretch your mouth!
We're just being silly, you guys. This is our 100th episode, after all.
Well, that's certainly quite a way to get to the wedding fast.
It's... [sniffs] it's just liquid pride, you guys.
Do you hear me, Twilight?
Must-not-go-crazy-must-not-go-crazy-must-not-go-crazy-must-not-go-crazy-must-not-go-crazy...
You dun screwed it up, didn't ya?
Pinkie's headscarf is Fluttershy's mane. Your argument is invalid.
It's terrible! Absolutely terrible!
Twilight slowly descends into madness...
Pinkie has a twitchy eye. That means she's worried.
You're sure you don't need to wipe off those sweats of yours, Twilight?
Can't you tell by my super-nervous- I, I mean super-calm expression?
Looks like Pinkie is losing it too.
Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile!
Just keep holding that grin, Pinkie. Just keep holding it.
I must go before I become even more insane.
Even when she's depressed, she can still bring in some silly faces.
Why does this happen to me?!
Twilight on the brink of insanity.
Keep your cool, Twilight. If not, you're going to reach
Lesson Zero levels of craziness.
Let's just... be careful about this...
Why'd it have to be quesadillas?
She can hear you watch ponies in your basement. No need to keep it a secret.
Another idea has popped out.
It's okay! Everything is fine!
Here's a baby dragon in its natural habitat.
Silly Minuette. You're not Derpy.
My head is in a flask. Your argument is invalid.
A living illustration?! On my book?!
Shush, you Twilight look-alike!
Just keep your cool, Twilight. Just keep your cool.
Dang. I don't think I could make a joke out of this.
Must. Control. Excitement.
Must. Control. Excitement.
I'm-so-excited-I'm-so-excited-I'm-so-excited!
Why do we have to go to Manehattan?
The sight of the big city just turns me off, y'know.
Look! A fashion crime is being committed!
An absolute failure it's gonna be, I tell ya!
And the hearts of thousands of bronies just exploded.
Weed-pulling sure is tirin'.
The things I have to deal with.
Coco sad. Coco want to cry.
WARNING: Glowing cutie marks may cause crazy faces. Acquire them with caution. This is a message from the Equestrian Health Department.
Why are you smilin' at me like that, Rarity?
Stop! The fashion police is here!
Excuse me while ah make the smuggest smile ever.
"Must-freak-out-must-freak-out-must-freak-out-must-freak-out-..."
"...must-freak-out-must-freak-out-must-freak-out!"
Do I look feminine enough for you?
I really need to, uh, powder my muzzle.
The things I have to deal with.
Also, these apples are garbage.
I'm not hiding anything, Diamond Tiara! I swear!
Diamond Tiara: Urge to kill... rising...
I have the stupidest grin right now.
Here's a ballot paper to show much I apparently hate Pipsqueak.
Hey, Philip J. Fry look-a-like! Want to become less fat? Here's some more sweets for your benefit.
That little stupid mouth of yours does not deserve being opened.
Be cool, Diamond Tiara. Be cool.
What sorcery is this?! You losing?! That is unheard of!
Look at how unhappy I am right now.
This is my snooty face. Can you see how snooty I am?
Diamond Tiara looks sad...
Oh, Crusaders, why did you do this to me? Now I'm sad again.
Never thought I'd say this but...Poor Tiara.
"Why that stuck-up... oh wait, I can't say that word in a TV-Y rated show, can I?"
You want to see one more weird face from me?
That's quite a grin you got there, Scootaloo.
Man, Big Mac is so happy right now.
Pinkie must have strong eyeballs if she's able to tear a paper like that. That's Pinkie Pie for ya.
I have the stupidest smile on my face right now.
Just keep grinning, Pinkie. Just keep grinning.
Just keep your cool, Pinkie. Just keep your cool.
What are you looking at, Rainbow? It's not like I kept a secret that is so difficult to keep that I ended up making all these faces.
Pinkie's scrunchy face #1
Must... avoid... everyone...
Why does this remind me of an ad for anti-depressives?
Pinkie's scrunchy face #2
You're making it hard for me.
Pinkie's scrunchy face #3
S-S-S-Saturday?! That's when a new pony episode airs!
Woah, Pinkie. It's just Saturday.
This secret is so difficult to keep it in that her eyes are derping really, really bad.
Must... hold it in... don't tell...
I am balloon-headed derp-eyed Spike, and I order you to tell! Tell! Tell!
I am going insane right now!
Oh my Celestia, am I still keeping this secret?!
Pout. Pout until you can't pout no more.
Still keeping that secret in, huh, Pinkie? Your dedication is quite admirable.
But good Celestia, Pinkie!
Keeping that secret to the point of absolute pain?!
I shall mutter something under my breath. My friends will totally not hear me.
Oh look, they did. Why does this surprise me?
Patience... dwindling down...
Patience... dwindling down...
Look how shiny Twilight's eyes are, while Pinkie-oh my Celestia, what face are you making there?!
Suddenly, a Pinkie pops out a newspaper. Twilight does not take this well, if the face she's making here is any indication.
Looks like somepony is feeling the same pain as Pinkie Pie.
This face means don't! Ruin! The! Surprise! (Though I can relate to your pain)
Serious face mode activate.
Pinkie's patience level: 1%
Pinkie's patience level: 0.7%
Pinkie's patience level: 0.4%
Come on, Twilight! My patience level is going down, and my crazy faces ain't helpin'!
Hey, Twilight! Babies here! This should help you guess the answer before I completely explode!
Pinkie's patience level: 0.1%
Pinkie's patience level: 0%. Thankfully, Twilight guessed the answer.
♪ Let it go! Let it go! ♪
♪ Can't hold it back anymore! ♪
When Pinkie is in... ashes, you have my permission to break the fourth wall.
I can feel my cuteness on my face with a dash of ashes.
Eating is just what I do.
Pinkie Pie. Always smiling, always happy.
"Behold! My sister's new face!"
"Mhm."
Pinkie smiles for pretty much everything, including rock soup.
Just keep smiling, Applejack. Just keep smiling.
Ah don't know, sugarcube. This here soup doesn't seem to be all that appetizing, y'know.
Applejack giving Derpy a run for her money. That, or
she's lying.
Yep. That's totally a face you make when you taste something extremely delicious.
Oh my Celestia! A new pony episode today!
Why are you smiling at me like that, Pinkie?