"The ride closes this week!"
"I'm gonna miss out on..."
"The coolest rollercoaster of all time!"
Not so fast, Rainbow Dash
You're not going anywhere
Big Mac, you need some help with those luggages?
"No way I'm going to Las Pegasus..."
"With a bunch of slow, old grannies!"
"I made a list to help you..."
"Keep the grandmares out of trouble."
"If you don't follow the rules."
"These grannies need a lot of care."
"If one of 'em overdoes it..."
"It's bye-bye, Las Pegasus."
"Don't let 'em out of your sight."
"Everypony okay in there?"
"This hot air balloon ride reminds me..."
"Of the time I climbed a tree."
"Have I ever told you that story?"
"You wanna hear the tree story?"
"Why, thank you a bushel and a peck..."
"...you scrumptious morsel of frosted carrot cake."
♪Derpy Cat, Derpy Cat, What are they feeding you?♪
♪Derpy cat, Derpy cat, It's not your fau-auu-ault♪