"I can give you a list of all the flavors we have..."
"...in order of most delicious to incredibly, unbelievably delicious!"
"Actually, Pinkie Pie..."
"...who are you taking to..."
"I mean, do you..."
"Eugh, oh, you know what?"
"I am famished."
"I'll take all the cakes."
"All of them?!"
Pinkie, that camera is expensive!! Leave it alone!!
"He wants all of the cakes!"
"Well, I'll need all my energy..."
"...when I'm dancing at the Gala, if I decide to go that is."
"Oh, by the way, are you bringing anypony?"
"Oh, of course!"
"I was gonna ask my mom, because she's, you know, my mom..."
"...but it turned out she didn't want to go, so I started asking around and around and around, and I couldn't think of anypony, and I was about to just go by myself, and I realized, of course! Who loves fancy exciting affairs more than anypony else?"
Search in progress...
FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM ALERT!
Whoever wrote this joke was obviously a fan of Das Boot.
"My sister Maud!"
"You know what? Cancel my order."
"You want none of the cakes now?!"
But this financial quarter was going to be so good!
Meeting Tree Hugger[]
"Oh, my, you are funny!"
"I guess every being in Equestria is funny today."
"Oh, how rude of me. Tree Hugger, this is Discord."
"Discord, Tree Hugger."
"Radical to meet you. Really digging your vibe."
"My vibe?"
"It's a compliment."
"Oh, well, I'm sure it is."
"Well, I must be off."
"It has nothing to do with seeing you or not seeing you."
"You can rest assured of that."
"Have fun at the Gala!"
Discord, knock it off.
"Righteous!"
At Discord's home / The Gala ticket[]
The Chaos Continuum.
So, finally, we get to see Casa de Discord.
Shades of Escher in this house.
"Oh, Tree Hugger. You're such a great friend."
"So much funnier than unfunny old Discord!"
Discordrella.
"No, no, here. Take my plus-one. I insist."
"Before somepony else thinks he's my friend..."
"...and expects to be asked instead."
"What's that? You're worried Discord might be upset?"
"Not a problem!"
"I can make more new friends anytime I want." (Aren't those dishes supposed to come out clean? Oh, wait. This is Discord we're talking about.)
"It's not as if any of this actually mattered!"
"I don't even want to go to the Gala anyway!"
"Are you perhaps looking for me?"
"Are you 'Discord or current resident'?"
"I can't find any street numbers in this place."
"My ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala!"
"I was invited after all!"
"Why is this so late?"
"Well, I got a little lost after I escaped the flying badgers..."
"Can you point me in the direction of the bottomless pit?"
"I think I can make my way back from there."
"Oh, over there. Somewhere. Just go over there."
"Looks like I'll see you at the Gala after all, Fluttershy."
"But I can't show up alone."
"She'll think that she's my only friend."
"Who could I bring on such short notice?"
This laugh again...
At the Gala (again)[]
Majestic!
"I must say, it's been very nice having you take over some of the planning responsibilities for this year's Gala."
"Anything I can do to make it easier on you."
"Thank you, Twilight. I am quite looking forward..."
"...to just enjoying the Gala for once."
"Announcing the spirit of chaos, Discord, and his guest, the..."
"Uh..."
"The Smooze!"
Meet our brand-new jelly monster!
"Good evening, everypony! What a glorious affair!"
"He does have a yen for shiny things, the rascal."
Excuse me; didn't bring any napkins.
"I'll take care of this."
"Burp!" (Smooze's only line)
"What are you doing here with..."
"...that?!"
"Now, now, now."
"The Smooze may be an 'it'..."
"...but it's an it with a heart of, well, blob."
"This night is extremely important to me, Discord."
"Keep it under control!"
"Yes, yes, yes, of course."
"Tell me, have you seen Fluttershy anywhere?"
"We're here, we're here!"
"We made it to the Gala!"
Is the Smooze part dragon?
Fluttershy with Leia hair.
"The aura coming off the waterfall was so alive!"
"So, like, magic manifestation."
What a coincidence!
"Oh, Fluttershy. I didn't see you there."
"How did you even know to look for an aura on a waterfall?"
"Discord! I thought you weren't coming!"
"No. I actually never said that. But funny how you remembered it that way."
Tree Hugger....Definitely not a stereotypical hippie.
"Anyway, good to see you. Tree Friend, is it? Your name is slipping my mind right now. How strange."
"Nice to meet you. I'm Tree Hugger. Blessings."
"You've met me before!"
"Cool! Like, in another life, maybe?"
"You've gotta be kidding. You don't remember me?"
"I meet a lot of different creatures..."
"...each one of them perfect and unique."
"Yes, well, as I was saying..."
"...it's just great to be here with my oldest, bestest friend."