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The song is from season 4 episode 20 of MLP:FiM.

♫ Lyrics for the song: 

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There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see


A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe


Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea


It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be

Flim: Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick. Flam: But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick. Flim: Consider just how dangerous this world is! You might...


Slip and fall, break or sprain something here tonight

[Flim and Flam]

But luckily for you, we've got the thing you need And it's easier when all you need's the cure The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic Is just what the doctor ordered, I'm sure

Flim: Now I know our claims seem fantastical. Flam: Impractical. Flim: Improbable. Flam: Impossible. Flim and Flam: And magical! Flim: So we welcome every suffering pony to make their way up to the stage. Flam: Now don't crowd. Flim: And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes. Flam: You there! Come up here, good sir. Flim: I'll wager you're tired of those crutches, my friend. Flam: Try taking a sip of this! [ponies gasping]

[Flim and Flam]

That's why you're so lucky we've got the thing for you Just come on up, we've always got some more Of the Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic

[Silver Shill]

I won't need these crutches to dance out the door

Granny Smith: Now how do ya like that? Applejack: I don't. There's somethin' funny about this whole thing.


Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despair You're old, you're tired, your legs won't work, there's graying in your hair


Just listen and I'll tell you that you don't need to fear Your ears will work, your muscles tone, your eyes will see so clear


Luckily for us, you've got the thing we need The answer to our problems in a jar The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic Is the greatest ever miracle by far!

[in background] Tonic... tonic... tonic...

Flim: It cures the reins, the spurs, and the Clydesdale fur blight. Flam: Hooferia and horsentery cured in just a night. Flim: You've got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridle-bit cleft. Flam: Saunter sitz and gallop plop won't give your tail some heft. Flim: Mane loss, hay fever, or terrible tonsillitis. Flam: You heard it here, folks -- this is the only place in all of Equestria you'll find it!


It can make you shorter, taller, or even grow old


But who'd want that?


When with one drink

[Flim and Flam]

You can be young again--

Granny Smith: SOLD!

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