IN ENGLISH: - Thank you all for your attention. We guarantee that your time here won't be for nothing - In fact, we believe that your time here will be the best time of your life - The Flim Flam brothers? This might be interesting - Yep - Welcome here to your life show - A demonstration for a better life - A demonstration for a better time. If we haven't caught your interest yet, then an unfortunate phenomenon at the end will practically guarantee that we'll get it by then - What kind of phenomena? - A circumstance that is noticeable in sight, but in this case it's as simple as...
some substances around us, everywhere, every day Diseases that await here in every breath And the attack from both near and far Incredible how contaminated this world, and everything in it, is - And some of you don't know how sick you're, right? - But sprained hooves and aching joints don't heal by itself - If you think of how dangerous the world is, it's possible that you...
Fall hard, break something, here today, right now But you're in luck, because you need what we have This medicine is totally charming Because Flim Flam's cure drink helps Det är vad läkaren säger, det är sant That's what the doctor says, it's true - Incredible! - Improbable! - Impossible! - And magical! - So welcome on stage all suffering ponies - Take it easy - And we'll prove that our miracle drink's effects are for everyone - You there! Step right up, my good sir - I bet you're tired of those crutches, old friend - Drink a small gulp of this
That's why you're lucky We have a thing for you Come up to us, we don't abandon anyone Because Flim Flam's cure drink helps I don't need my crutches no more - What do you say about that? - I say no, there is something fishy about this whole thing
Some of you may suffer many difficult years You're old, tired, with worn-out legs And gotten grey hair But hear to what I say You shall not be afraid The ear can hear soon, your leg gets straight And the eye should have good sight
We're in luck, because we need what you have For the bottle which can heal wonderfully Because Flim Flam's cure drink helps It's your best miracle cure of course - It cures coughing, abscess and Cloudsdale's fur disease - Shortness and tallness are cured in a snap - Cures swollen hooves, and a sore rear or a terribly uneven bite - Misalignedness, short front legs or tail hair sitting wide - Mane loss, hay fever, throat infection - You heard it here first, this is the only place in the whole Equestria where you can get it
You can become short or long now, get old quickly, my friend But who wants that? When you rapidly... Can become young again - I'll take one!
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