Alas poor Yorick, I knew he wasn't well at breakfast.
Gasping: Ponies think even the smallest of evils are horrendous!
I know, can you believe it?
So that's what Earth Ponies do!
At the mercy of General Winter.
Princess Platinum of the Unicorns.
Commander Hurricane of the Pegasi.
Chancellor Puddinghead of the Earth ponies.
To solve a solution by...
We're not brutes, we're warlike
At first I was serious...
... then I serious'd up again.
I beg your pardon. What did you say?
We're not snobs, but it's hard to be humble when you're magic and everyone else is not
Hey! We're not stupid! We just elected a mare-child as our leader
Despite what it looks like, the princess is not in distress.
We're going to take over because we can!
Be more aggressive, Private!
Unicorn Princess-Drama Queen
An entrance of a "Puddinghead."
"I can think outside of the box..."
"...And think inside the chimney!"
I'm about to be... Brilliant!
A tyrant if there ever was one
Private Pansy is best lookout point
We've been walking so long that my hooves are all rubbery
We've been walking for five minutes
Finding a new land will be so hard!
Oh no! It's a huge river!
Oh Clover. Please do be careful carrying me.
Aren't we going in circles?
Chancellor looking through the map
How was SHE even elected?!
Reading the map - Puddinghead style!
"This is the new land we've been searching for!"
I proclaim this new land to be... Pegasopolis!
In the name of the unicorns, I hereby dub this land... Unicornia!
In the name of the earth ponies, I call this place... Dirtville! I mean... Earth!
A very polite Private Pansy
There could be jewels inside.
The quarrelling still won't cease!
Now it's the chancellor's turn to go derp!
It seems there is no way out
Earth ponies are numbskulls!
The glowing eyes of a Windigo.
The power of love and friendship
Second-in-commands get their due!
And they called it... EQUESTRIA!