"Happy Hearth's Warming Eve!" It's Pinkie Claus!
"Shucks, Twilight! Y'all done it up nice and cozy in here."
"We're about to hang our Hearth's Warming dolls if you wanna join us." (Anyone else getting Coraline vibes from those dolls?)
"Oh, that's mighty sweet of you."
"But we're just stoppin' in to wish y'all a happy Hearth's Warmin' before we go."
"I think it's sweet that your families are spending the holiday together."
"Picture the most fun-tacular thing..."
"Now multiply that times infinity!"
"Whoo! It's gonna be great!"
"That's us. See you later!"
"Now can we open presents?"
"But tonight is Hearth's Warming EVE."
"Everypony knows you don't open presents 'til tomorrow."
"When Spike and I spent our first Hearth's Warming Eve together..."
"...he couldn't wait all night to open his presents."
"Ever since then, we've always opened them the night before."
"It's kinda like our tradition!"
"That's not how our family does it."
"And I reckon it can't be how Pinkie's does it."
"To each their own, I suppose."
Twilight, stop being adorable! I can't take it anymore!
"Just what I always wanted!"
Could be worse, Spike. At least it's not a tie.
Can I interest you in a shower curtain ring?
Apple Bloom: A typical filly.
Apple Bloom, you really shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
"And don't tell Granny I saw. . ."
". . .but her trunk is full of presents!" (Your trunk is going to be filled with presents if you keep eating that candy)
Gah! Too much marshmallow!
AAH! What happened to Princess Celestia's head?!
"Stop saying what I'm saying!"
"Number of Apples times number of Pies is twenty four..."
"...minus my preexisting friendships..."
"...plus one for Maud..."
"...and you makes five from twenty four is..."
"...nineteen new friendships!"
"There are specks of extrusive andesite on your hoof."
"Surely thy name is not but Granny Smith. I am called Igneous Rock Pie, son of Feldspar Granite Pie."
"Thou shalt know me as Cloudy Quartz."
"May Providence favor thee well, and to thou comfort our humble homestead bring."
"Y'all gabbin' with words real funny-like."
"Wh-wh-what'd you say them names were?"
"And I'm just gonna call you "Big Mama Q"!"
"Gaze into the eyes of Limestone Pie!"
Presenting the new fandom darling.
"What'd I say about the boulder?!"