Who doesn't like the view of the entire of Ponyville?
Considering Ponyville's population, shouldn't the school be larger?
...He just had to get his,before us!
"Featherweight, before us!"
Showing off his own namesake.
The pride and joy of every young foal!
"(sigh) I give up"
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle look upset, but Apple Bloom does not.
Not even Equestria can escape the recession.
"How are we gonna get our cutie marks in newspaper?"
"Uh oh, that's Granny Smith."
We can always give this idea a chance.
Sweetie Belle is pretty skeptical about Scootaloo's
That's one way to recycle...
Bird's nest building!
Scrunchy Nose Scooty.
At least four kinds of adorable.
Looking and hoping while being adorable in the process.
Not a very sturdy boat material.
Sweetie Belle doesn't look too thrilled with the idea.
enjoys her friends' misunderstood circumstance.
Why is she laughing at us?
You want a wet wipe?
We can be reporters!
Happy fillies leave the school.
We can get our cutie marks in journalism.
Sounds like a plan.
Apple for the teacher? Who still does that?
Not everyday you see Sweetie Belle deep in thought.
Sweetie Belle feels so smart!
Students listening as the should be.
This'll be so much fun!
oh no! here she comes!
Cheerilee leaving Diamond Tiara in charge
This filly can easily get away with murder!
The property of Diamond Tiara!
Here comes trouble!
Astute Literary Conossieur: Truffle Shuffle.
Not everypony is as excited as Diamond Tiara is.
This young guy is ready for anything.
I mean really, imagine all the glory I could bring.
I think its better we get out of here!
"If we're really supposed to be journalists...
"...isn't it worth a little grief?"
"C'mon! Let's go get these marks!"
Busy sewing at the moment.
Hey over here Rarity.
Rarity noticing Sweetie Belle.
Sweetie Belle is unknowingly giving Rarity some great ideas.
He-he I know Sweetie Belle won't like this.
Sweetie Belle embarrassed.
Attempting to write a story of birds.
Silly Scootaloo, chickens can't fly!
How about this book, Granny.
Baby Apple Bloom with a bow and a diaper on her head.
Coppertone Apple Bloom.
Don't worry, Apple Bloom. We all know that feeling.
Behind the scenes.
The reporters have arrived.
We have your story!
J. Jonah Jamareson!
"Baby Birds Born?!"
"Rarity's Hot New Hat?!"
Diamond Tiara obviously doesn't like something.
"But it sure...
"...and it better be juicy!"
Hey, that's Derpy's shtick!
Get outta town! And stay out!
"You don't even wanna know what I had to sit through."
What's going on there?
What's over there?
"Get it off!"
Oh, this is too funny.
"Take a few pictures of this..."
"Then meet me during lunch."
Oh, just me taking this picture.
"Girls, I have our story!"
"Snips and Snails in Bubble Gum Fails!"
"The Foal Free Press is usually just boring news and stuff."
Read all about it!
"Look, we finally got the gum out!"
...Thanks to the electric razor!
"Your new column is a sensation!"
"Columns about ponies and their private lives."
"And I loved the way you signed it!"
"Gabby Gums! That was a stroke of genius!"
"Well I want more Gabby Gums!"
Brainstorming and boredom.
I got nuthin'...
There has to be something juicy.
Snips and Snails are old news.
Talk about beating a dead horse...
It was funny the first time, boys...
We need more ideas!
Rarity just getting some fabrics.
Not a care in the world.
Aren't ladies supposed to watch where they step?
Rarity had a small fall.
Ugh, what is this?
"Oh Sweetie Belle was she raised..."
Oh whats this?
Curiosity is getting the best of Rarity.
I know what Rarity is thinking.
I shouldn't do it, it's unlady like
She just can never manage to fight temptation, can she?
"Oh, you really shouldn't be snooping, Rarity."
"Oh but its so much fun, Rarity!"
"Gum on their bum"!"
Saddlebag? No, no saddlebag behind my back
So they can be flicked off like lightswitches...
Did you really have to do that?
Aha! Snooping as usual, I see!
"This Gabby Gums column is so funny!"
"You wouldn't mind if I showed this to my friends would you."
"Tell you what, I'll get you icecream!"
Where is Sweetie Belle going?
"We gave up too quickly, girls."
"We need to expand!"
A shot of the Ponyville market.
She sure has a scary look on her face.
Flattery gets you places.
That will do nicely.
Truffle Shuffle helping out.
Ponies reading the newspaper.
Relaxation soon to be spied upon.
Rest and relaxation.
This actually helps to moisturize and heal dry puffy eyes...
...Which can occur from frequent flying.
Fainting Rarity Syndrome.
"The day I get a hooficure is the day I turn in my daredevil license!"
Rainbow with a newspaper.
Gimme my cucumber!
A great way to get Pink Eye.
It's official: Spike is totally gross!
Getting her highlights touched up
It's amazing how they get a full CMYK sheet from just one trip through that dinky little press.
What could Applejack be lying about.
Not even her majesty Princess Celestia is safe from Gabby-Gums.
Rarity!? Are you lying?
Mayor having...pink hair?!
Spa treatments! (And apparently waterproof newsprint.)
Getting a hoof polish.
"How awesome it is to get your name in the paper?"
Hooficures are a necessary part of proper standards of beauty.
It's that good, huh?
Spy in our midst, Mares!
Enjoying some R&R.
Rainbow Dash does not know why she's doing this.
Hooves have no nerve endings, so why would Dash be so squeamish?
A great way to get kicked.
Nope! No hooficures...
Rarity and Lotus not expecting to fly off like that.
Gabby Gums interviewed you!?
A true literary conossieur.
"We think it's our best article yet!"
Angry journalistic bossing at its best.
"Maybe we could be hurting other ponies' feelings?"
Big McIntosh discovered with Smarty Pants.
"Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?"
"I was a Canterlot snob?!"
"It's all lies!"
"Gabby Gums prints whatever she want!"
"Fluttershy has tail extensions!"
Wait... DID she?
"Pinkie Pie is an out-of-control party animal!"
Never seen Pinkie concentrate so much...
"I have a problem!"
"The Cakes are breaking up!"
Rainbow Dash and a pile of newspapers
Equestria's Finest News Source.
"Rainbow Dash: Speed Demon or Super Softie?"
Stack of papers.
"I'm a laughing stock!"
It's no big deal...
It's all harmless...
Headline: The Drama Queen Diaries!?
I'll destroy her!
Cannot be unseen.
How did they get my private diary!?
"We've got to put a stop to this once and for all!"
Are both of them looking at the camera?
Oh no she didn't.
"My sister would never associate with someone as beastly as Gabby-Gums!"
I didn't say it like that.
"She's the most innocent,..."
Oh, I guess Rarity found her diary in the most unexpected place.
"MOST EVIL PONY!!"
Rarity is not impressed.
"How can my own sister be..."
I'm coming for you, Sweetie Belle.
"Gasp! You know!? How did you find out!?"
Oh that diary.
"The gilded pages of your betrayal!"
"For all the world to read!"
"No." In a sad Sweetie Belle tone.
"Is your destiny?"
"I don't care about feelings!"
Exactly what I wanted to hear.
"When you see these...
..you may not want to quit after all!"
Here you go!
Gasp! We're being black mailed!
Sweetie Belle with a peacock like outfit on.
Journalistic integrity at its finest.
Something tells me Granny Apple provided that photo...
"Sorry, girls. Just doing my job!"
The CMC is more than shocked.
" I'll need something to fill that empty column space."
Diamond Tiara pawned the CMC.
Dash just doing the usual.
I know that voice!
Well, if it isn't Gabby Gums!
You run anything more on me and I'll shred both dictionaries and give the chicken to Gustave le Grand
Rainbow Dash putting a rain cloud over these three fillies.
That's what you get for making gossip.
That didn't work out too well.
This doesn't look good.
"Oh, hi Angel!"
Fluttershy crying... again
Nothing to see here.
There's some kind of force field.
Left outside alone
Twilight surrounded our place with a force field!
"You should be ashamed of yourself..
..humiliating my sister...
...'n me like that."
We don't wanna talk to any y'all right now...
...so take your little gossip column...
...and your embarrassing photographs...
"...and just go away!"
"Stop the presses!"
"They haven't started yet."
"Well done, Diamond Tiara. You've averted yet another crisis with your amazing diplomatic skills."
That isn't gossip...
Derpy's gonna be mad at you, Diamond Tiara.
"Ooh, they're not gonna get away with this!"
"They messed with the wrong pony!"
Rainbow Dash, you monster!
Rainbow Dash hears a voice that makes her stop to take a look at the CMC.
These three little fillies: Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo.
That is one literate Lagomorph.
All is forgiven.
You almost want to feel sorry for her.
Diamond Tiara can no longer be the Editor-in-chief.
Oh she's mad all right!
Meet our new Editor-in-chief!
Yay! Featherweight is the new editor!
Awesome job man!
"But what about me!?"
A demoted Diamond Tiara.
Who's laughing now? And Oh, is Diamond TIara laughing...with them?
That's all folks!