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Triple Pony Dare Ya

Granny Smith: Seven... Eight... Nine... No, that's a button. I wonder what that goes to. Uh, lemme check.
Rainbow Dash: [deep inhale, long sigh, deep inhale]
Pinkie Pie: Mmmm! Don't you just love Granny's Hearth's Warming fruitcake? [to Applejack] Uh, what's wrong with her?
Applejack: Triple Pony Dare. I bet Rainbow Dash she couldn't wait patiently in this line all the way to the end.
Pinkie Pie: Wow. There's Triple Pony Dares, and then there's just impossible!
Rainbow Dash: [straining, screams] Out of my way!
Applejack: Told ya so! I win, fair and square.
Rainbow Dash: No, you don't! I didn't Triple Dare you back! First one to finish a Dare, they're Triple Pony Dare champion! Forever!
Rainbow Dash and Applejack: Hmph!
Rainbow Dash: Triple Pony Dare ya. No touching, no wearing, for one... whole... moon!
[bionic clicking]
Applejack: I missed you so much, Tallulah!
Applejack: Triple Pony Dare ya, Rainbow Dash! Fly slower than apple molasses!
Rainbow Dash: [straining] Aah!
Rainbow Dash: Keep going. You need twenty more to win this Dare.
Applejack: [straining] Whoa...! [screams, groans]
Rainbow Dash: [laughs]
Applejack: You gotta dig five holes before sunset – Earth pony style!
Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
Rainbow Dash: [warbling]
Rainbow Dash: Buck one and only one.
Applejack: [gulps]
[soft tap]
Rainbow Dash: [laughs]
Pinkie Pie: So? Find a Triple Pony Dare champion forever yet?
Applejack: It should be me! If Rainbow Dash didn't keep comin' up with such lowdown, nasty Dares.
Rainbow Dash: Me?! Do you know how hard it is to fly slow?!
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] I just figured out how to settle this whole thing!
Rainbow Dash: You did?
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh. I Triple Pony Dare you... to quit daring each other!
Applejack: No way!
Rainbow Dash: Me, neither!
Pinkie Pie: Guess that means... I'm the winner! I win! I win! I win! Uh-huh! Oh, yeah! [giggles]

The Great Escape Room

Rainbow Dash: Hey! You stepped on my tail!
Applejack: Sorry. Can't see a darn thing.
Fluttershy: Did Pinkie Pie say what her Hearth's Warming Eve surprise was going to be?
Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [yelp]
Pinkie Pie: Welcome to my amazingly amazing escape room! So? You amazed?
Rarity: Yes. Because it looks remarkably like Applejack's barn.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, it's sooo much more. Holiday clues, puzzles, and riddles are hidden everywhere! And until you solve them to find the key...
Pinkie Pie: We're locked inside!
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity: [gasp]
Twilight Sparkle: Come on, everypony. We're experts at escape rooms now.
Pinkie Pie: Good! 'Cause if we don't get out of here in time, something super big and really scary is going to happen!
Fluttershy: What kind of something?
Pinkie Pie: I don't remember.
Rarity: But... But you created this escape room!
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh. Then I made sure to forget everything so I can play, too. Whee!
Rainbow Dash: That's not what the clue means. We're supposed to lick the candy canes, then sing carols.
Applejack: The way I see it, we gallop backwards, whistle carols, then lick 'em.
Pinkie Pie: Why not try both?
[gramophone playing]
Pinkie Pie: [whistles]
Rainbow Dash: [straining]
Fluttershy: [straining]
Rarity: Two hundred thousand, seventy-four... Two hundred thousand, seventy-five... Two hundred thousand, sev...
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, what does any of this have to do with finding a key?
Pinkie Pie: We're having fun!
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: [gasp]
Pinkie Pie: [giggling]
Rarity: Oh, poo! I've lost count! One... Two...
[clock ticking]
[bell clanging]
Rainbow Dash: Well? Which one of these is the thing you need for the perfect Hearth's Warming Eve?
Pinkie Pie: All of them! [squee] Yay!
Fluttershy: [cries]
Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
Pinkie Pie: And time's up! And you didn't find the key, so get ready. What's gonna happen?!
Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [scared noises]
Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, yeah! That's what it was! Woo-hoo! Wasn't that sooo much fun?!
Twilight Sparkle: Uh... "fun" is a very strong word.
Gummy: [blows noisemaker]

Mystery Voice

Rarity: Welcome, class. Today, we are going to make dolls for Hearth's Warming Eve.
[loudspeaker whines]
[microphone taps]
Loudspeaker: Good morning, students and teachers. Due to the snow, Yodeling Club is canceled. Thank you.
Rarity: Hmm. Odd. That didn't sound like Twilight. Well, as I was saying—
[loudspeaker whines]
Loudspeaker: Hi-hi-hi! One more thing. Urban yovidaphone practice is postponed 'til after holiday break. Ta for now!
Rarity: Ta indeed! Now, if that is all...
Rarity: Wonderful. As I was saying, I think you're going to find this project very—
[loudspeaker whines]
Loudspeaker: the fun and games society regrets to inform you that today's outdoor chess event is being rescheduled! Scheduled... scheduled...!
Rarity: [annoyed tone] As I was saying—
[loudspeaker whines]
Loudspeaker: have a great day!
Rarity: [growls] That does it! Enough interruptions!
[door opens, slams]
Rarity: What are you two doing here?
Rainbow Dash: I can't get through a sentence without being cut off! I'm gonna tell those announcers to pipe down!
Fluttershy: I'm gonna ask them politely! I've been trying to teach my students how to feed a hedgehog—
[loudspeaker whines]
Loudspeaker: [high-pitched] And don't forget! The Jump-Rope Jamboree is also canceled!
Fluttershy: But that keeps happening.
Rainbow Dash: Let's go have a friendly teacher chat with those announcers. On three.
Rarity: One...
Fluttershy: Two...
Rainbow Dash: Three!
[door opens]
Applejack: [high-pitched] Sorry for the inconvenience!
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity: Applejack?!
Applejack: Oh, hey! What do you think? Twilight said I could do the announcements today. With all the bad news, I thought I'd give 'em some flavor.
Rainbow Dash: Wait. All those voices were yours?
Applejack: [chuckles] Sure were. Want to hear another?
Rarity: Actually, if you don't mind saving them, I think we have a perfect Hearth's Warming solution for the blizzard outside.
Applejack: [non-accented] This land shall be known as Unicornia. [normally] ...proclaimed Princess Platinum. [gruffly] pegasopolis! [normally] ...demanded Commander Hurricane. [high-pitched] Dirtville! [normally] ...suggested Chancellor Puddinghead. And still the windigos raged outside. [spooky noises]