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School of Rock

Maud Pie: [deadpan] Welcome to Rock Talks with Maud. Are you ready for rocks?
Male Student: Woo!
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Me, too. I'm thrilled that you are here at the Canterlot Natural History Museum to learn about rocks, minerals, fossils, and, last, but not least...
Sweetie Belle: [snores]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] ...landforms. As you can see, our display is currently undergoing some metamorphic changes.
Maud Pie: [deadpan] It's been rocky getting this new one off the ground, and we're all feeling... the pressure. That's a little rock business humor for you.
"Velvet Sky": [yawns]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Ha-ha.
Pinkie Pie: Good one, Maud!
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Thank you. Minerals are classified as naturally occurring substances formed in a geological process. They feature a crystalline structure, in addition to specific physical properties and chemical composition. Now for something really fun. I will point to the sedimentary rocks. There. And there. There. That one. There. And there. [continues under]
Pinkie Pie: Ready for what we planned with Maud?
Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm.
Rarity: Let's do it!
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Thanks to the rock cycle, we also have these gems. Friction heats up rocks. Baked rock doesn't melt, it forms them into crystals.
Students: [gasp]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] But all of it starts with hot magma rising to the crust through volcanic pipes. You might know it as "lava".
[rumbling, explosion]
Students: [chatter]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] "Magma-nificent." And the process of fossilization is the reason we have these dinosaur bones. Imagine, if you will, that these colossal prehistoric beasts go walking through the museum right now.
Students: [chatter]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Look at that. You don't have to imagine. "Dino-mite."
Students: [cheer]
Young Girl: As a proud member of the Maud Squad, I just wanted to ask, will you sign my geology book?
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Look at Maud! She's ecstatic!

A Fine Line

Sunset Shimmer: Hey, is this the line for the new Tirek's Revenge video game?
Sandalwood: Yeah!
Sunset Shimmer: Ooh! Rise of Tirek was awesome! I've been waiting ages for the sequel!
Sandalwood: Whoa, whoa. Heh, this is the line for the line.
Sunset Shimmer: [grunts]
Sandalwood: Hey, it's about the quest with your buds. Not the loot.
Sunset Shimmer: [sighs]
Sandalwood: Can you believe we've already been here three hours?! Time flies when you're with your best friends! Ha ha! Let's do trust falls!
Rainbow Dash: That looks unsafe.
Sunset Shimmer: Rainbow Dash? I thought you couldn't make it.
Rainbow Dash: I finished up early. Where is everybody else?
Sunset Shimmer: Uh, I didn't think they'd wanna do this. But, hey, at least you're here.
Sunset Shimmer: And now you're gone.
Sandalwood: Oop! Sorry! Sometimes things get outta hand when you're having this much fun with your best friends! Ha ha!
Pinkie Pie: Is this yours?
Rainbow Dash: Turns out they do wanna do this!
[rock music]
Sunset Shimmer: Wow! It's my turn already?
Cashier: Thorry. Just thold the latht one.
Sunset Shimmer: Aw, it's all right. I got to hang out with you guys. Who cares about a video game?
Pinkie Pie: Oh! That's what we were waiting for? I just thought we were having a super-duper fun line party! I pre-ordered it for you weeks ago.
Sunset Shimmer: You know what the best part of this game is?
Applejack: Uh, the quest?
Rainbow Dash: The powerups?
Fluttershy: The revenge?
Sunset Shimmer: It's multiplayer!
The Equestria Girls: [cheer]

Pinkie Sitting

Rarity: I can't thank you enough for filling in for my babysitting emploi, Pinkie Pie. I couldn't pass up the last-minute ticket to the Young Designers' Gala.
Pinkie Pie: Ah, no biggie-wiggie! I love kids!
Rarity: Oh, you're a small pink lifesaver! Toodle-oo!
[party cannon squeak]
Pinkie Pie: Hi, Lily! Welcome to the best babysitting bash on the block! I have all sorts of super-fun stuff for us to do!
[door closes]
Pinkie Pie: Do you want to... bake a yummy cake, or... make super-silly hats, or bake a silly hat-shaped cake?
Lily Pad: Um, I-I think I'll just sit quietly and read, if that's okay.
Pinkie Pie: Oh! Okay.
[clock ticking]
Pinkie Pie: Boring! So... what's the story about?
Lily Pad: It's... It's a... It's about a band of girl pirates who are sailing the seven seas, and one day, there's a big storm and stuff.
Pinkie Pie: Then what happens?
Lily Pad: Um, they get stranded on a desert island.
Pinkie Pie: Whee! Woo-hoo! Hmm? Dessert Island! [munches] Want some?
Lily Pad: Unh-unh.
Pinkie Pie: Tell me more!
Lily Pad: Um, and then the monkeys...
Pinkie Pie: [imitates monkey screeching]
Lily Pad: ...and the crabs...
Pinkie Pie: Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!
Lily Pad: [giggles] ...and the birds...
Pinkie Pie: [squawks]
Lily Pad: ...become the pirate girls' friends and they teach them all kinds of cool tricks.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie want a cracker! [squawks] Whee! [laughs, imitates monkey] Rawk! Pinkie want a cracker! Rawk! [pants]
Lily Pad: Do you want me to read it to you?
Pinkie Pie: Do I?!
Lily Pad: [reading] "The pirates waved to their new friends on the shore as they sailed into the sunset. They lived happily ever after. The end."
Pinkie Pie: [yawning] You're gonna make a terrific babysitter some day, Lily. [snores] Monkeys... pirates...
Lily Pad: I hope I'm as good as you.

Queen of Clubs

[pig snorting]
Applejack: [laughs]
Rarity: Oh! [nose pinched] Whyever do you have that swine accompanying you to school, Applejack?
Applejack: It's Photo Day for all the clubs, and it's a Young Farmers' Club tradition to have your critter in the yearbook picture.
Rainbow Dash: You're lucky you're only in one club. I'm in five this year. So busy.
Applejack: Well, Young Farmers is just one of the six clubs I'm in.
Rainbow Dash: [stammers] I meant five sports clubs!
Rarity: Sweeties, darlings, loveys, it's not a competition.
[techno montage music, camera flashing throughout]
Rainbow Dash and Applejack: [sigh]
Applejack: Well, the scores are in, and it's a darn-tootin' tie! Gah!
Rainbow Dash: You have got to be kidding me! After all that?!
Applejack: At least between the two of us, we joined every single club at CHS.
Rarity: [clears throat] Not all the clubs.
Rainbow Dash: How did we miss that one?
Rarity: Uh-uh-uh, darlings. It's very exclusive.
Applejack: Is that my pig?
Rarity: Oh, well, of course. You can't expect me to be the president and the vice-president.
[pig oinks]


[garbled thoughts overlapping]
Sweetie Belle: [thinking] My science project is gonna be overdue!
Sandalwood: [thinking] Hey, a jelly bean!
Trixie Lulamoon: [thinking, singsongy] Trixie is gre-eat, Trixie is powerful...
Sunset Shimmer: Lalalalalalalalala!
Sunset Shimmer: [groans] Well, the earmuffs don't work. I'm now hearing everything everyone's thinking without even touching them! Is anyone else experiencing a sudden... uh... surge in their powers today?
Rest of the Equestria Girls: Uh.... eh...
[birds chirping]
Twilight Sparkle: Whooooaaaaa!
Applejack: Uh...
Pinkie Pie: Huh?
Sunset Shimmer: So you have! Sorry. I just heard all of your thoughts. Can't help it.
Twilight Sparkle: Fascinating. I wonder what's causing it.
Rainbow Dash: [quickly] Hi, guys! I just ran here from the soccer field in three seconds! Wait, hold on!
Rainbow Dash: [quickly] Forgot my backpack! [chomp] Yuck! This needs mustard.
Rainbow Dash: [quickly] Super speed is where it's at, am I right?! It's like, I can't stop because I've been getting so much done!
[geodes shimmering]
Twilight Sparkle: Okay. I may have a theory about what's going on with our magic.
Twilight Sparkle: Our geodes are all connected. So the more each of us use our magic for everyday tasks, the more all of our powers become supercharged and go... haywire!
Sunset Shimmer: Since Rainbow was using her super speed for everything, all of us experienced an uncontrollable boost.
Rest of the Equestria Girls: Ohhhhh.
Rainbow Dash: [laughing nervously] Whoopsies.
Rarity: Well, so long as we use it in moderation, our magic should stay under control?
Pinkie Pie: And our geodes will go all glowy if it's about to get whack-a-doodle-doo?
Twilight Sparkle: It seems that way.
Rest of the Equestria Girls: [agreeing]
Zephyr Breeze: Hey, Rainbows! There you are. Do you wanna go to the mall with me?
Rainbow Dash: Uh, I forgot I have to be at a... uh... a thing.
Zephyr Breeze: Okay.
Rainbow Dash: Uhhhh...
Zephyr Breeze: O...kay. That's cool. I don't... care anyway.
All except Fluttershy: [laughing]
Sunset Shimmer: [sighs]

The Finals Countdown

[school bell rings]
Miss Cheerilee: And I hope you're all prepared, because final exams are in two weeks!
Rarity: [gasps]
Pinkie Pie: [screams]
Fluttershy: [whimpers]
Rainbow Dash: [groans]
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, girls. We're gonna ace these finals!
[Twilight Sparkle]
Hey, it's true, no stoppin' now
You're facin' a big test
So much to do, so much to learn
So bring it, be your best
Feeling doubts, forgetting facts
Won't get you to the top
If you're gonna make it
You got to pull out all the stops
You've got to rise up to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
Rise up to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
The hard part is getting goin'
To get your mind on track
Put aside all those distractions
'Cause there's no turnin' back
But you know it just gets better
When you see the end in sight
Take it on, start going strong
You can get it right!
[The Equestria Girls]
You can get it right!
You've got to rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
Rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
You've got to rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
Rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
Flash by flash, card by card
Rememberin' all that you know
Put yourself through all the paces
Take a seat, it's time to show
Step by step, start it small
Look how much you can grow
Now you're lookin' at all aces
Take a seat, it's time to show
You've got to rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class (gotta rise up!)
Rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class (gotta rise up!)
Rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
And you know you can make it
You know what you've got
You've got to rise up!

Star Crossed

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I'm so excited for my, uh... "hang-out" with Timber Spruce. First, we're gonna peruse the exhibit on gravitational fields for thirteen minutes. Then, we'll marvel at the vastness of the universe during the planetarium show. And finally, we'll enjoy...
Spike: [yawns]
Twilight Sparkle: ...cups of hot cocoa and casual conversation as we spot constellations in the night sky.
Fluttershy: Oh, that all sounds lovely! You're sure it isn't too much for one "hang-out"?
Twilight Sparkle: No! It's all going to go exactly as I planned! Perfect, that is!
Fluttershy: I got something special for your big night. Just in case.
Twilight Sparkle: Awww, that's so sweet. You didn't...
[bugs wriggling]
Twilight Sparkle: ...have to?
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Timber! Wanna go inside and see the gravity exhibit? It's really pulling me in! [nervous chuckle]
Timber Spruce: Uh... [nervous chuckle] On account of the gravitational pull?
Twilight Sparkle: [loud, awkward chuckling] Ugh.
Twilight Sparkle: But it says the exhibit should be right here, next to the statue of Star Swirl.
Timber Spruce: Maybe it got sucked into a... black hole?
Twilight Sparkle and Timber Spruce: [laughing]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no! The planetarium show's about to start!
Museum Employee: All shows are cancelled for the rest of the day.
Twilight Sparkle: Ohhh...
Timber Spruce: Hey, that's okay, Twilight. It's not the end of the world.
Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] The telescope! Come on!
[clouds rumbling]
Twilight Sparkle and Timber Spruce: [slurp]
Timber Spruce: Ow! Hot!
Twilight Sparkle: Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot! Ow! Ohhh... I'm tho thorry, Thimber. Nothing's gone ath planned. We got lotht, the show wath canthelled, we burned our tongueth, and now the thky's too overcatht to thpot a thingle thtar! [sighs] And I wath really hoping to impreth you.
Timber Spruce: [nervous chuckle] Tell me about it. Now how am I supposed to impress you by pointing out the constellations of Equuleus, Pegasus, and Cassiopeia?
Twilight Sparkle: You know where those are?
Timber Spruce: Uh, I... may have done a little astronomy studying in preparation for tonight. Okay. A lot of studying.
Twilight Sparkle: Consider me...
Twilight Sparkle and Timber Spruce: ...starstruck.

My Little Shop of Horrors

Principal Celestia: Thank you for looking after my garden while I'm away on vacation, Twilight. I really appreciate it.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm so excited, Spike! I even brought my own watering can!
Spike: Ha-ha.
Twilight Sparkle: This is the perfect chance to expand my knowledge of botany!
Spike: Let's get to it!
[Twilight Sparkle]
Give a little and you
Get a little and you
Care a little and it starts to show
Growing things is easy
If you just give it room to grow
Oh! [laughs] Well, hi there, little guys! How are you doing?
[Singing Plants]
Give a little 'cause ya
Care a little and ya
Try a little and it starts to show
Growing quick is easy when you just
Get some room to grow
[Twilight Sparkle]
Starting small but growing taller
All ya need's a little love
A little care
A little for you, a little for you
And maybe just a little more over there
[Singing Plants]
Give a little 'cause ya
Care a little and ya
Tip a little and ya make it more
Growing big is easy when you just
Get a little bit more!
Twilight Sparkle: Ooh. You, too? And you? Well, okay. More?
[Plant Soloist 1]
Gettin' a little isn't quite enough to satisfy
[Plant Soloist 2]
I'd like a little more, please
Can you help me? I'm a-dyin'!
Please, I'll be your best friend
You can tell me all your woes
Shove over just a little bit
I need some room to grow!
[Plant Soloist 3]
Come on, Twilight, help me out
I'm thirsty, I need love
[Plant Soloist 4]
Over here, I need some
[Plant Soloist 3]
Hey, bud, you don't gotta shove!
[Singing Plants]
Help us, Twilight, we need more
That's the water we adore
Just a little extra taste
Don't let a droplet go to waste
[continues under]
Applejack: Whoa! What the hay is goin' on here?!
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know what happened! I was just watering them, and—! And—!
Applejack: It's that waterin' can, that's what! It's got magic all over it!
Twilight Sparkle: What do we do?!
Spike: Twilight!
Applejack: Quick! Try this!
[sprinklers going off]
Twilight Sparkle and Applejack: Phew!
Principal Celestia: Oh, and Twilight? Just be careful not to over-water the plants. Have fun!

Display of Affection

Prim Hemline: It's absolutely... adequate.
Rarity: [sighs] After working here for months and months, I knew I'd finally do something to catch your eye!
Prim Hemline: In a couple of days, a style scout from Canterlot City Fashion Week is visiting our shop. I need a window display with something fresh. I would like you to design and execute it.
Rarity: Really? [gasps] Thank you, Ms. Hemline! You will not regret this!
Prim Hemline: Oh, and Rarity? Don't mess up.
Rarity: Thank you for the opportunity! [sighs] I thrive under pressure. One does not become a diamond without pressure.
Rarity: [stressed] IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE! What in heavens will I do? I have tried everything – fringe, appliqués, cheese! The muse has left me!
Sunset Shimmer: I'm sure you'll have an idea soon. You can't force artistic inspiration.
[people exclaiming indistinctly]
Rarity: Another piece by the secretive street artist Flanksy. I wonder what it's like not to want credit and praise for one's genius creations.
Sunset Shimmer: Y-Yeah, uh... me, too.
Rarity: This mural is everything I want to say, but through paint instead of fabric!
[tap tap]
Sunset Shimmer: Uh, it looks like you found your muse again.
Rarity: Ah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, uh, [clears throat] it's a postmodern installation piece celebrating the creative process— Ooh, who am I kidding? It's atrocious! This window's not avant-garde; it's avant-marred!
Sunset Shimmer: Maybe there's a way we can save it.
Rarity: It's supposed to be finished by tomorrow! [sobbing] I'M GOING HOME! Au revoir, career! [bawling]
Rarity: Huh?
[crowd gasping, exclaiming]
Rarity: [gasps]
Prim Hemline: Hmm. I don't know how you did it, Rarity, but congratulations.
[shifty music]
Rarity: [gasps]

A Little Birdie Told Me

Cranky Doodle: All right, kids, notebooks away. Quiz time!
[students groan]
Fluttershy: Well, hello there, Hubert. Is everything okay?
Hubert: [twitters]
Cranky Doodle: Only No. 2 pencils, got it? Okay... Begin!
Fluttershy: Oh. We'll talk after the quiz, okay?
Trixie Lulamoon: [indistinguishably] Ugh, I hate math.
[birds chirping]
Fluttershy: Slow down. You're all talking at once. What is it?
[birds chirping]
Fluttershy: Oh, I see. If you take four from that one and divide them equally, that sounds like a solution to the problem, Reginald. Good thinking.
Trixie Lulamoon: Mr. Doodle!
Cranky Doodle: Yes?
Trixie Lulamoon: The Honest and Observant Trixie has reason to believe that Fluttershy is cheating!
[students gasp]
Trixie Lulamoon: Yes! I saw her talking to those birds!
Cranky Doodle: Fluttershy, cheatin' is a serious offense.
Fluttershy: I swear I wasn't cheating. I was whispering to the birds because they were having an argument over sticks for their nests and—
Trixie Lulamoon: An argument? Sounds made-up!
Fluttershy: No, n-n-no! See, Hubert thought that Reginald was stealing from his, but I told him, "Surely, you can tell the difference between oak and poplar sticks." Right, sweetie? [giggles] They don't know anything about math, but I studied really hard for this test.
Trixie Lulamoon: Sure you did.
Fluttershy: Hey! I know my stuff!
Trixie Lulamoon: So prove it, then!
Fluttershy: Go on. Make... my... day!
[music, students gasping throughout]
Cranky Doodle: She's correct!
[students cheer]
Fluttershy: [giggles]
Trixie Lulamoon: Hello? The Great and Powerful Trixie needs a tutor. Uh, which one of you knows trigonometry?

Super Squad Goals

Sunset Shimmer: [narrating] Meanwhile, in Canterlot City...
Rainbow Dash: A whole day in the big city to do whatever we want!
Rarity: Ooh, just think of the fashion!
Applejack: The food!
Pinkie Pie: The frolicking! That's short for "frosting licking"! I'm gonna get my hot little hands on the new dessert trend – the puff cake! Half cream puff, half cupcake! [shuddering]
Rarity: The city is our oyster!
Jewelry Store Owner: Help! He's getting away with my jewels!
Rarity: [gasps] The cupcakes will have to wait for justice!
[1960s' Batman-esque music]
Twilight Sparkle: That way!
[music continues]
Applejack: [grunts]
[bicycle bell jingles]
Biker: Geh!
Sunset Shimmer: Whoa!
[jazzy music]
Pinkie Pie: He went this-a-way!
Fluttershy: Oh, um, excuse me, but, um, can we please have the jewelry back now?
Sunset Shimmer: You didn't need to give her the jewels to impress her.
Thief: I'm... so... sorry. [sobs]
Sunset Shimmer: But now you'll have plenty of time to think about that...
Rainbow Dash: ...from jail!
The Equestria Girls: [munching]
Pinkie Pie: It's everything I've dreamed of!
[ending button]

Road Trippin

Twilight Sparkle: Instruments? Check. Band members?
The Rainbooms: Check!
Twilight Sparkle: Directions to Cousin Goldie's party? Check. Perfect! We're a little behind schedule, but if we get on the road in the next 37 seconds, we'll make it just in time to go on stage for Goldie's party.
The Rainbooms: [cheer]
[seat belt clicking]
Granny Smith: Buckle up, Rainbooms.
[bus drives off]
[traffic noises]
Sunset Shimmer: Aw...
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry. The GPS has accounted for traffic.
Granny Smith: G-P-what-now? I don't need that ninny newfangly flippatyjippaty. I know me a shortcut!
The Rainbooms: [screaming]
Pinkie Pie: Woohoo! Step on it, Granny!
[tire pops]
[bus drives off]
Fluttershy: Um, excuse us, sorry to interrupt your lunch, but, do you mind?
[bus resumes]
Pinkie Pie: If a tree falls in the woods and then gets sprinkle-blasted to bits, did it ever really exist?
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, I love your riddles, but— BRIDGE!!!
Granny Smith: Hold on ta yer horses, girls!
[bus revs up]
The Rainbooms: [scream, then scream in slow motion]
Pinkie Pie: Sorry! I love your work!
Female Director: Tell the props department we're gonna need another bridge!
Twilight Sparkle: We've 30 more seconds!
Goldie Delicious: Please welcome the Rainbooms!
[crowd cheers]
Goldie Delicious: [to Granny] How was the drive, dear?
Granny Smith: Aw, pfft! Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Goldie Delicious: Don't ya go squeezin' my Lemon Squeezy, that's my favorite cat.
Goldie Delicious and Granny Smith: [laugh]
[music plays]