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Make Up Shake Up

Rarity: [humming] Ooh. Hello, me. [giggles, smooches] Perfect! Now my visage matches my fabulous Fall Formal attire. [giggles] Okay. Who's next?
[music]
Rarity: Aha! Applejack, darling! Come sit here. I shall now transform your drab makeup look into something dance-worthy.
Applejack: N-no, no! I'm already gussied up just enough, thank you.
Rarity: Oh, pff. Kch. Ts! It's not called the "Fall Informal"!
Applejack: [groans]
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Jazz it up!
Fluttershy: Um, some light blush could be nice.
Rainbow Dash: Come on! Go for it!
Princess Twilight Sparkle: Eh, why not?
Applejack: [groans] Oh, all right. But nothin' too fancy, ya hear?
Rarity: Oh, I would never! [hums]
[music]
[tea pours]
[cream pours]
Rarity: [sips, sighs]
[music resumes]
Rarity: My goodness! I have simply outdone myself!
[whimsical music]
[horror sting]
Rarity: Soooo?
[blink, blink]
Applejack: Uh, looks... great. Heh. Uh, maybe just a tad less blush.
Rarity: Mmm.
[wipes]
Applejack: And, uh, lipstick.
[wipes]
Applejack: What the hay? A bit of the eyeshadow too while you're at it.
Rarity: Mmm.
[wipes]
Applejack: A little more.
[wipes]
Applejack: Wow! Ha-ha! You were right, Rarity! You really are great at this! Heh. Thanks.
[clatter]
Rarity: It was nothing...

A Photo Booth Story

[dance music]
[punch pours]
Male students: [laughing]
[camera snapping]
Photo Finish: Dah! Zere is no style! Just go!
[wah wah wah wah]
The Equestria Girls: [giggling]
Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah!
Pinkie Pie: All right!
Photo Finish: Okay, everybody! Say, "za cheese!"
The Equestria Girls: Za cheese! [giggle]
Photo Finish: No, no, nein!
The Equestria Girls: [gasp]
Photo Finish: Ze fashion is there, but ze style, it's not!
Rarity: I beg your pardon!
Photo Finish: Vee need more silliness! [snaps] Hold it!
[flash]
Photo Finish: Zat's it!
[flash]
Photo Finish: I like it!
[flash]
Photo Finish: Zat's it! Jas, qveen!
[camera flashing rapidly]
Photo Finish: [sighs, glugs, sighs] Hydrate!
[flash]
[camera flashing rapidly]
Photo Finish: Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha! [grunts] Flash! Flash!
The Equestria Girls except Rainbow Dash: [laughing]
Rainbow Dash: [screams]
[sizzle]
[flash, flash, flash]
The Equestria Girls: [giggling]
Photo Finish: [pants] Enough! Dat... vas... everyt'ink! I cannot top zis vork! I go!
[screech]
The Equestria Girls: [giggling]
Rarity: Does this mean I can keep the wings?

Raise This Roof

[students conversing]
[applause]
[banjo music]
Applejack: Hey! This is the song I requested!
[bump]
Applejack: [to Apple Bloom] Care to cut a rug with your big sis, sugarcube? [laughs] Yee-haw!
Princess Twilight Sparkle: Yee-haw! All right, ha!
Rarity and Fluttershy: [cheer and applaud]
Rainbow Dash: Challenge accepted! [to Scootaloo] C'mon, kid! Let's show 'em what we've got!
[hip-hop music]
[students gasp]
[country western music resumes]
[hip-hop music resumes]
Rainbow Dash: Top that, Apples!
Applejack: Oh, we'll top it, all right.
[country western music resumes]
[country western and hip hop music combined]
Apple Bloom: [whispers to Scootaloo]
[record scratch]
[funky music playing]
Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: [giggle]
Apple Bloom: Yeah!
Scootaloo: [laughs]
Princess Twilight Sparkle: Where'd you get that?
Pinkie Pie: Emergency trophy in the event of an epic dance-off.
Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: [giggle, gasp] Huh?
[tense music]
Rainbow Dash: I guess that was pretty awesome.
Applejack: Color me impressed!
Rainbow Dash: But, uh, any chance you guys wanna rematch?
Applejack: [groans]

Steps of Pep

[whistle blows]
[applause]
Pinkie Pie: Thanks for joining my cheering club, Fluttershy! What better way to spend a bee-you-tee-ful Saturday? I just know that when the teams at CHS hear our voices, they're gonna be so totally super-duper pumped and win everything! We just need some "rah-rah" and some "oomph"!
Fluttershy: Oh. Um, I'm glad to help, but I'm not sure my voice will add much... oomph?
Pinkie Pie: Every cheer counts. Watch this! Woo-hoo! All right, Wondercolts!
[cheering]
Pinkie Pie: See?
Fluttershy: Oh. Wow. Um, [clears throat] gooooooooooo.
Pinkie Pie: [through bullhorn] All right, fans of Canterlot, you "Fanterlots"! I wanna hear you cheer! When I say "Wonder", you say "Colts!" Wonder!
Students: Colts!
Fluttershy: Colts.
Pinkie Pie: Wonder!
Students: Colts!
Fluttershy: Colts.
Pinkie Pie: When I say "Blue", you say "Goal!" Blue!
Students: Goal!
Fluttershy: Goal.
Pinkie Pie: Blue!
Students: Goooooooooooooooooal!
Fluttershy: Goooooooooooooooooal.
[buzzer]
[whistle blows]
[cheering]
Pinkie Pie: All right! Come on, Fluttershy! We can't stop now! We're on a goal roll!
Pinkie Pie: [through bullhorn] Okay, you Wondertones! When we say "Sing", you say "Song!" Sing!
Fluttershy: Song?
Pinkie Pie: Sing!
Fluttershy: Sooooooonnnng?
Pinkie Pie: When I say "Jazz", you say "Hands!" Jazz!
Fluttershy: Hands.
Pinkie Pie: Jaaaaaazzzz!
[The Wondertones]
Haaaaaaaaaaaands!
Pinkie Pie: Wow! That sounded great, Wondertones! I think our cheering worked again! [to Fluttershy] C'mon! Another team needs us! [to the Wondertones, through bullhorn] Hey! You guys wanna join?!
[Big McIntosh]
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...
[Rarity]
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...
[Toe-Tapper]
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...
[Torch Song]
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...
Pinkie Pie: To the gym!
Fluttershy: Are you, um, sure about this one?
Pinkie Pie: You betcha! Here. You need this more than me.
[feedback]
Pinkie Pie: When I say "Play", you say "Yay!" Play!
Students: Yay!
Fluttershy: Yay.
Pinkie Pie: Play!
Students: Yay!
Fluttershy: Yay.
Pinkie Pie: [inhales] Plaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Fluttershy and Students: [inhale]
"Velvet Sky": Shhhhh!
[clock ticking]
Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and students: [quietly] Yay!
[ding!]
Pinkie Pie: That's checkmate! Woo-hoo!
[students cheering]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, yeah!
Fluttershy: [sighs]

Mad Twience

[Twilight Sparkle]
I gotta shuffle through these pieces
And try to make it right
My brain is feeling crazy
Another sleepless night
A few more calculations
And I'm gonna crack the co-o-o-ode
When I daydream, I imagine
How fun my life will be
Creating my invention
And working flawlessly
When I finally make it
My heart just might explo-o-o-ode
It's so perfect, can you imagine?
(So P-E-R-F-E-C-T, let me solve this mystery)
So perfect, don't keep me hangin'
(So P-E-R-F-E-C-T, a dream come true, we'll all agree)
I wish it was as easy
As one plus one makes two
The answer's not so simple
Where is this new breakthrough?
This piece of inspiration
I can't wait to downlo-o-o-oad
I can feel it getting closer
It soon will be revealed
I'll spend my waking hours
In this magnetic field
My heart is beating faster
But time is moving slo-o-o-ow
Because it's perfect, can you imagine?
(So P-E-R-F-E-C-T, let me solve this mystery)
So perfect, don't keep me hangin'
(So P-E-R-F-E-C-T, a dream come true, we'll all agree)
Sometimes my thoughts are drifting faraway
Gotta pull them back, can't let get them go astray
Here I go, not looking back
Working hard and right on track
It's meant to be, all will see
It fits together perfectly
I got it now, the puzzle's clear
Soon enough, it will appear
I think I'm gonna pinch myself
I can't believe it's finally here!
It's so perfect, can you imagine?
(So P-E-R-F-E-C-T, let me solve this mystery)
So perfect, don't keep me hangin'
(So P-E-R-F-E-C-T, a dream come true, we'll all agree!)

Monday Blues

[Sunset Shimmer]
Wake up in the mornin'
And I pull the covers over my head
Hey-oh (Week is starting, week is starting)
I gotta get it movin'
But I'd rather stay here instead
Hey, hey (School is calling, school is calling)
[Twilight Sparkle]
My hair's a disaster, don't know what to do
But I need to move faster to make it through
This crazy morning has got me confused
(Clock is racing, time is wasting
Nine to six, brain is phasing)
[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]
Everywhere that I go
Everything that I do
I can't shake these Monday blues
'Cause some days, I can't find the way
Out of this haze, hope I'll be okay
[Twilight Sparkle]
Just can't seem to get it right
A cloud is hanging over me
Hey (Rain is falling, rain is falling)
I wish it was the weekend
'Cause you know that's where I'd rather be
Hey, hey (Friday's calling, Friday's calling)
[Sunset Shimmer]
I wonder what things won't go my way
Or if I'll ever make it through the day
I hope this feeling won't lead me astray
(You'll get through it, you can do it
With your gals, there's nothing to it)
[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]
Everywhere that I go
Everything that I do
I can't shake these Monday blues
'Cause some days, I can't find the way
Out of this haze, hope I'll be okay
[Twilight Sparkle]
Just when I feel like it might come crashing down
[Sunset Shimmer]
I can count on my friends to help me turn my mood around!
[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]
(With my gals, there's nothing to it!)
Everywhere that I go
With everything that I do
I'll say goodbye to the Monday blues
'Cause I've got my friends with me
And the sunshine is all I see
Everywhere that I go
With everything that I do
The world feels so fresh and new
'Cause I've got my friends with me
And those blues are ancient history!

Pet Project

Fluttershy: [giggles] Who's a good girl? Almost done, Winona!
[hair dryer blows]
Winona: [barks]
Applejack: Wow! Winona looks cleaner than a whistle!
Fluttershy: Now she's all ready for the photo shoot.
Sunset Shimmer: Uh, photo shoot?
Fluttershy: For the charity calendar. We're making it to raise money for the animal shelter. It's gonna feature all of our pets.
Sunset Shimmer: Wow, that's great! I wish I could contribute, but—
Winona: [barks]
Applejack: [laughs]
Sunset Shimmer: [sighs] I don't have a pet.
Fluttershy: Oh! [gasps] Do you want one?
Sunset Shimmer: No, no. I wouldn't even know what to get.
Spike: [barks]
Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
Fluttershy: Oh! [giggles]
Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
Winona: [barks]
Applejack: [laughs]
Sunset Shimmer: [sighs]
Tank: [chomps]
Rainbow Dash: Heh-heh!
Gummy: [squeaks]
Pinkie Pie: [sighs]
Opalescence: [purrs]
Rarity: [giggles]
Sunset Shimmer: Awwwww...
Fluttershy: Okay, everypet, get ready for your big close-up.
Sunset Shimmer: Awwww... Wait! Got room for one more?
Pinkie Pie: [giggles] You're not a pet, silly!
Sunset Shimmer: No, I mean, I've changed my mind! Fluttershy, will you help me... choose a pet?
Fluttershy: [gasps] I thought you'd never ask!
Sunset Shimmer: Whoa, there!
[doors open and close]
Fluttershy: Welcome to the animal shelter! Oh, I just know there's gonna be the perfect little pet for you somewhere in here!
[guinea pig squeaks]
Fluttershy: They're just so cuddly. Don't you think, Sunset Shimmer?
[guinea pig squeaks]
Sunset Shimmer: Eh, not for me. Maybe something a little less... furry?
[bubbles]
Fluttershy: How about a betta fish? No fur at all. And this one's got beautiful fins.
Sunset Shimmer: Uh, I don't know. It would be cool to be able to hold my pet.
Fluttershy: Mm-hmm. Ooh, I know just the thing!
[triumphant music builds up]
Sunset Shimmer: Hey there, little guy.
[music]
Sunset Shimmer: Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine! I'll take him.
Fluttershy: [sniffles]
Fluttershy: [giggles]
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash: [giggle]
Applejack: Wow!
Sunset Shimmer: Awww.
Fluttershy: Oh, don't worry. You can scoot in a little, sweetie. They won't bite.
Sunset Shimmer: It's okay, Ray. I'll take care of you, okay. Promise.
[camera flashes]

Subs Rock

[students conversing]
[door opens and closes]
Principal Celestia: Good afternoon, class. I will be filling in as substitute teacher today!
Student: [whispering] Oh, this is so cool!
Principal Celestia: [sighs] This is quite the treat for me. I love being your principal here at Canterlot High, but I do miss my old teaching days sometimes. Let's get started on the geology lesson, shall we? Who can name the three types of rocks?
[P.A. system buzzes]
Miss Cheerilee: [over P.A., singsongy] Principal Celestia, please report to the library!
Principal Celestia: [laughs] I'm sure it can wait till after—
Miss Cheerilee: [over P.A.] Immediately!
Principal Celestia: I'll be right back, students. Twilight, you're in charge 'til I return.
[clock ticking]
Principal Celestia: So sorry about that. Now, uh, where were we? Ah, yes. Who can name the three types of—
[knock on door]
Granny Smith: Eh, itty-bitty cafeteria crisis. You got a minute?
Principal Celestia: Uh, of course.
[clock ticking]
[clock ticking]
[door opens]
Principal Celestia: [sighs] Now, let's try this again. Who can—
[thud]
[students yelp]
Principal Celestia: Who can—
[thud]
Principal Celestia: —name—
[thud]
Principal Celestia: —the—
[thud]
Principal Celestia: I'll be right back.
Rainbow Dash: [grunting] One, two! Uh... [laughs nervously]
Principal Celestia: Okay, who knows the three types—
[telephone rings]
Voice on phone: [garbled gibberish]
Principal Celestia: [sighs] You're sure Vice Principal Luna can't handle it?
Voice on phone: [garbled gibberish]
Principal Celestia: [sighs] I'll be right there. [to students, sighs] Won't be but a moment! [laughs]
Principal Celestia: I'm back! And I'm quite certain that will be the final interruption. Ha! Now, who—
[school bell rings]
Principal Celestia: [groans]
[students conversing]
Rarity: She was right about one thing. That was the final interruption!
Principal Celestia: [frustrated noise]

Shake Things Up!

[Applejack]
Same old, same old
Same old story, same situation
Same old, same old
Goin' out of my mind
I know, I know
Life's too short, gotta stand for somethin'
I know, I know
How to turn things around
Drop the beat now
Shake things up now
Spice it up, stir it up
Everybody mix it up
[tempo building]
Drop the beat now
Shake things up now
Spice it up, stir it up
Everybody giddy up
(Snap! Pop!
Clap! Drop!
Dance! Move!
Mix! Bop!
Snap! Pop!
Clap! Drop!
Dance! Move!
Mix! Bop!
Dance! Move! Mix! Bop!
Dance! Move! Mix! Bop!
Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop
Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop)
DROP!
Drop the beat now
Shake things up now
Spice it up, stir it up
Everybody mix it up
Drop the beat now
Shake things up now
Spice it up, stir it up
Everybody giddy up
Rock... Roll...
Mix... Move...
Snap...
Spin...
Yeeeeee...
HOOOOOOOO!
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Have another, have another)
Drop the beat now
Shake things up now
Spice it up, stir it up
Everybody mix it up
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Drop the beat now
Shake things up now
Spice it up, stir it up
Everybody giddy up
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Drop the beat now
Shake things up now
Spice it up, stir it up
Everybody mix it up
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Drop the beat now
Shake things up now
Spice it up, stir it up
Everybody giddy up!
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)
(Dance, move, mix, bop, have another)


The Art of Friendship

Pinkie Pie: I just don't know! There are so many splendiferous things I could paint, but I'm drawing a blank!
Sunset Shimmer: You just need to find some inspiration, that's all. Get those creative juices flowing.
Pinkie Pie: You're absolutely right, Sunset Shimmer!
Pinkie Pie: [slurps]
[pause]
Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Still no ideas. Are you sure that these are the creative juices?
Pinkie Pie: Sunset Shimmer said that all the greatest artists find inspiration in nature. Maybe this will help me think of something. [sighs]
[pause]
Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Nope.
[birds chirping]
Pinkie Pie: Ooooh! You birdies are right! I have to get even more in tune with nature to really be inspired by it!
[birds chirping]
Pinkie Pie: Chirp! Chirp!
[birds chirping]
Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Pleh!
Pinkie Pie: There's nothing more inspirational than a sweet tune or a bangin' beat! And a one, two, a one-two-three!
[speed drumming]
[cymbals crashing]
[tapping]
[discordant piano chord]
Pinkie Pie: Woo-hoo!
[tapping continues]
[rumbling]
Sunset Shimmer: [loudly] So, uh, Pinkie! Any luck finding inspiration?
Pinkie Pie: [stops tapping] What? Oh! No. But I do have a tummy full of fruit juice, feathers in my hair, and a headache! Heh.
Sunset Shimmer: Well, when all else fails, I usually just paint a subject that I think is awesome. Something that makes me really happy. Like these bright sunflowers.
[whimsical music]
Pinkie Pie: Of course! I've got it! It's been right in front of me all along!
[music]
[paint splattering]
Pinkie Pie: Woooo-hoo-hoo! [giggling] Yeah!
[splash!]
Pinkie Pie: When you said to paint a subject that's totally awesome and makes me happy, I thought of something right away! Ta-da! I painted you, Sunset!
Sunset Shimmer: Yes, Pinkie. Yes, you did.
Pinkie Pie: Do you like it?
Sunset Shimmer: It's... inspired. Can I paint you next?
[squish]
Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie: [laughing]

The Canterlot Movie Club

Apple Bloom: I'm so glad we could get together fer another meetin' of the CMC.
Cutie Mark Crusaders: The Canterlot Movie Club! [laughs]
Scootaloo: Doesn't even feel like we've seen the new Daring Do movie five times already!
Sweetie Belle: I know! That's because there are so many awesome new details to notice every time we watch it!
Apple Bloom: Should we go get seats then?
Scootaloo: Oh. Looks like we're a little too early.
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [sigh]
Pinkie Pie: Aah! Thank jellybeans you three are here!
Apple Bloom: Is everything okay, Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: No! It's Gummy! He's... missing!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [gasp]
Pinkie Pie: I brought him here to see the Daring Do movie again because it's his favorite.
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Ours, too!
Pinkie Pie: I love the part when Daring Do swings in on the vine and defeats the band of howler monkeys before breaking into the volcano fortress!
Apple Bloom: So what happened to Gummy?
Pinkie Pie: Oh! I went to buy some candy and some more candy, and poof! He was gone! You haven't seen him?
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Mm-mm.
Apple Bloom: Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? A missin' pet? A friend in distress? This sounds like a job fer the CMC!
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo: Yeah!
Sweetie Belle: Never fear, Pinkie Pie! We will save your gator from... mortal peril!
Pinkie Pie: Oooh! Mortal peril!
[spy music]
Sweetie Belle: [crunches]
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Ewww! [gasps]
[coin inserted]
[crane cranking]
[game sounds]
[SFX continue]
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [cheer]
Apple Bloom: Wow! That was great! Just like Darin' Do does in the movie!
Sweetie Belle: Except instead of rescuing the stolen animals from Ahuizotl, we saved Gummy from the eeeeevil puny claw!
Pinkie Pie: [mouthful] Oh, there you are, Gummy! Come on, you silly gator! [giggles] We have a movie to watch! [giggles] Thanks again!
Scootaloo: That was so exhilarating! I feel like we need to have another adventure right now!
Apple Bloom: Uh, Scootaloo? We're about to. Remember? The movie!
Scootaloo: Oh. Right.
Sweetie Belle: Onward to adventure!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [giggle]

Epic Fails

[students chattering]
Rarity: [gasps] My goodness! Look at Countess Coloratura! They've caught a picture of her falling over during yoga class!
Rainbow Dash: Awkward!
Sunset Shimmer: Just imagine having your most embarrassing moment broadcast for all the world to see.
The Equestria Girls: [groaning]
Twilight Sparkle: [laughs nervously, sighs]
[music]
[bubbling]
[kersplut!]
[Applejack's theme music]
Pinkie Pie: [laughing]
Applejack: [laughs] So then Granny Smith is hootin' and hollerin', and Big Mac comes out of the barn with his hands over his head swattin' flies like ya wouldn't believe! [laughs, sniffs]
Pinkie Pie: Uh-oh!
Applejack: Eh. Heh-heh.
[smoke detector beeps]
[sprinkler activates]
Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
[whistle blows]
Rainbow Dash: [grunts] And she passes it up the wind! She's coming in for the winning goal! She shoots! She—
[bounce]
Rainbow Dash: [yelps] Oops. Heh-heh.
[birds tweeting]
Fluttershy: Oh! [giggles]
Dog: [barks]
Lyra Heartstrings: [gasps]
"Heath Burns": [gasps] Ooh!
[thud!]
Fluttershy: [gasps] Oh, no!
"Heath Burns": [groans]
Fluttershy: [squeals]
[jazz music]
Sunset Shimmer: [gasps loudly]
Rarity: [laughs]
[leaf tears off]
Sunset Shimmer: [laughs nervously]
Rarity: Ooh! [laughs]
Rarity: Lucky we never do anything that embarrassing. Right, girls?
The Equestria Girls: [kind of agreeing]
[slip]
The Equestria Girls: W-W-Whoa!
[crash!]
The Equestria Girls: [laugh] Epic fail!