HELLO, NICE BRONIES IN THE TV!
CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE! ...What's up?
I'm ImperfectXIII, and for some inexplicable reason, I love-love-LOVE My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. If I'm not hanging out with friends or attending classes, I got ponies on the brain. Now I visit the MLP:FiM Wikia practically every day, immersing myself in G4's sheer awesomeness.
My Series Favorites Edit
One of my favorite background pony models for some reason. What can I say? I really like her mane. XD
Favorite Cutie Mark Crusader : Scootaloo
Favorite Villain : Nightmare Moon
Favorite Princess : LUNA, OF COURSE!
Favorite Voice Actor/Actress : Tabitha St. Germain (Rarity, Luna, Derpy, etc.)
Favorite Singer : Kazumi Evans (Rarity)
My Top Three... Edit
My Pony Personality Test results (Rainbow Dash with a touch of Applejack!)
Hi! Welcome to Impy's gallery of ME! Hee-hee! Black Snooty! Ahh... I crack myself up sometimes. 'Giggle at the ghosties'! Words to live by! Awww, poor Pinkie. I mean, poor me! No occasion's too small for a party! Is this what they call 'breaking the fourth wall'? Sorry, Mr. Fourth Wall! Didn't mean to break you! Eeeeeee! The Grand Galloping Gala! Smile for the camera! Now stick your tongue out for the camera! Can't watch a good movie without popcorn. Aren't I cute? Impy sure thinks so! Rawr! Ready to face that mean old dragon! Hahaha! I look so silly, don't I? Ooh... Maybe there's a bit of an Evil Enchantress in ME too... WATCH OUT! Fluttershy isn't the only one with a Stare... I love playing the trombone! What's YOUR favorite instrument? Cutie Pinkie again! Streamers?! What was I thinking?! Rarity's dress is SOOO much prettier! Okie-dokie-lokie! Whoops! Too much helium! Mmm! Juicy! Cuteness: am I doing it right? Hey there, big boy. Want a...cupcake? Oops! Did it again, didn't I? CANDY!!! Pie tastes so much sweeter when it's all over your face! And that's how Equestria was made! ...I think. Why, yes, Mr. Bond, I DO expect you to talk. Aah! Angry Pinkie! And we're back to Happy Pinkie! There's no worse feeling than thinking your friends don't wanna be your friends anymore... Uhhh... Not my strongest moment... Hee-hee! My hair's so bouncy! I love trampolines! So excited for the Gala! 'To whoop!' And there was much whooping! Don't I look cute in my Gala duds? GOTTA DANCE! I'm at the Grand Galloping GALAAAAAAAA...! STAGE DIVE! ...What? It's chocolate rain, for pony's sake! Never too old for Nightmare Night! Mmm... Candy... I'm a chicken! Ba-GAWK! Comedy is easy! Lying is hard! Make it stop! Oh, make it STOP! Morning, Impy! You have a good night's sleep? I love playing Chancellor Puddinghead because I love balancing a bowl of pudding on my head! I am just about to be BRILLIANT! Ugh... Too many cherries... Nopony breaks a Pinkie Promise! I MEAN IT! NOPONY! Cider season's my favorite time of the year! ...Well, next to Hearth's Warming Eve. Looky, looky! Another cute picture of me! Now THERE'S an award-winning smile! Booga-booga-booga! When my friends are smiling, I'm smiling too! Twice the Pinkie! Everypony smile now! Are you smiling yet? Make this user page super-duper with a gallery of me: Check! Forever's a LONG time to a pony. That's as many as four evers. And that's terrible. I've got suction-cup hooves. Do YOU have suction-cup hooves? ...I didn't think so. You can never have too many Pinkie Pies! More hooves makes you run faster, right? Look at me! I'm a firecracker! Wanna party? Do ya? Do ya? Huh-huh-huh? I'm great at parties AND panicking. D'awwwww... Elementary, my dear Impy! I never leave home without my party cannon! Cheering up sad crystal ponies is fun! Want a Pinkie Hug? Hee-hee! My head's a clock! Ooh, the Pinkies have been doubled again... ...And again... ...And again...and again...and again-- Aah! Make it stop! I bet Lyra's sooooo jealous... Is this face crazy enough for you?!? Nothing like curling up with a good book. Is it time to panic? I think it's time to panic! Moustaches are fun too! Laughter is the best medicine! Want a cinnamon bun? Having a cutie mark that isn't yours: not fun. Even WITH a catchy song. ...What?! Water chutes are tricky to fix! When I say "Pinkie", you say "Pie!" "Pinkie"...! "PIE!!!" I do a mean sprinkler impression, don't you think?
...Favorite Ponies Out of the Mane Six :
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Rainbow Dash
...Favorite Background Ponies :
Lyra Heartstrings
Derpy
Octavia
...Favorite Season 1 Episodes :
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Friendship is Magic, part 1
Boast Busters
...Favorite Season 2 Episodes :
A Friend in Deed
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
...Favorite Season 3 Episodes :
Magical Mystery Cure
Keep Calm and Flutter On
Sleepless in Ponyville
...Favorite Season 1 Songs :
At the Gala
Art of the Dress
Winter Wrap Up
...Favorite Season 2 Songs :
Smile Song
This Day Aria
The Flim Flam Brothers
...Favorite Season 3 Songs :
A True, True Friend
Babs Seed
Raise This Barn
Other Stuff About Me Edit
Myself as a pony
The first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic I EVER watched was Swarm of the Century
I love a lot of fan-made MLP music, especially by MandoPony and Eurobeat Brony
My favorite MLP fanfiction is ROBCakeran53's "My Little Dashie" (cried the first time I read it)
I have an account on FIMFiction.net (with a couple of stories already submitted)
I have a PSN ID: "ImpyThirteen "