Apple Bloom is really Applejack and Big Macintosh's daughter.
Twilight fantasizes about decapitating her friends.
Spike is eating himself to death.
You would not believe how much this hurts!
Apple Bloom is a mongoloid.
I am so jealous of Rainbow Dash.
Fecal matter is now canon.
What real life should be like.
What I and a lot of other bronies wouldn't give to be Applejack right now.
She was never seen or heard from again.
I'm sorry, everyone. I'm so, so sorry.
I think that M.A. Larson must have been snorting GetGlue when he wrote this episode.