Apple Bloom is really Applejack and Big Macintosh's daughter.
Twilight fantasizes about decapitating her friends.
Spike is eating himself to death.
You would not believe how much this hurts!
I am so jealous of Rainbow Dash.
Fecal matter is now canon.
What real life should be like.
What I and a lot of other bronies wouldn't give to be Applejack right now.
She was never seen or heard from again.
I'm sorry, everyone. I'm so, so sorry.
I think that M.A. Larson must have been snorting GetGlue when he wrote this episode.