I was inspired by Yoshida and crimson's blogs to make a "Tell a lie about the below user"

For example, Seaswirl is the below user and someone comments and says that his favorite pony is rainbow dash. Y'all know how it goes. But I don't want to see people being rude as in saying some sweet about a user and meaning the opposite. 

So the first comment will start by saying a lie about me. Have fun!