Rarity: You know, there's messy, and then there's just plain rude. Applejack: You know, there's fussy, and there's just plain gettin' on my nerves.
Applejack: I'd like to tell ya'll the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! OooooOOwwoOOO! I'm sure ya'll are familiar with that one? Rarity: Never heard of it. But I have a much better one... It's the horrifying story of the messy inconsiderate ghost, who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! OoooooOOOwwwwOOOoo... Applejack: That's not a real story. You made it up! Rarity: It is a ghost story. They're all made up...
Rarity: You could at least say "excuse me". Applejack: Oh, I was about to! But you interrupted me! ...Pardon.
Twilight Sparkle: Now the next item of fun we have to do is... "Truth or Dare"... Rarity: I dare Applejack to do something carefully and neatly for a change. Applejack: Oh yeah? Well, I dare Rarity to lighten up, and stop obssessin' over every... last... little... detail... For a change. Rarity: I think the truth of the matter is that somepony could stand to pay a little more attention to detail. Applejack: And I think the truth is somepony aught'a quit with her fussin', so the rest of us can get things done!
Applejack: I dare you to step outside and let your precious tidy mane get ruined again! Twilight Sparkle: You have to. It's the rule... Applejack: Hah! Rarity: Fine!
Rarity: OK. I dare Applejack to play "dress-up" in a frou-frou, glittery, lacey outfit! Applejack: Happy? Rarity: Very...
Twilight Sparkle: What does this mean? "Pillow Fight"? Rarity: Oh please. I am not at all interested in participating in something so crude.
- Rarity is hit by Applejack's pillow*
Rarity: IT! IS! ON!
Applejack: I... ain't... budgin'!
Applejack: And that, my friends, is called "Gettin' 'er done"...
Applejack: Is it... a six-legged pony with a purple polka-dotted mane and shootin' stars comin' out of his eyes? Rarity: Who flies through the air all over the world to hide magic, sparkly eggs? Twilight Sparkle: That's it! Applejack/Rarity: It is? Twilight Sparkle: No.