This is my first text blog on ponies. This will not be entertaining in any way whatsoever because I'm a boring person and I have nothing else to say. I'm also slightly witty and this is suppose to be a blog but it's more of a description of me. Therefore, Twilight Sparkle is best poni, with Pinkie Pie following closely behind, and Celestia is leading them all to the blaze of glory that is the life of a human being that would be me. Close enough to a blog, yes? Talking to myself while typing each word has doubled the fun for me on typing this blog. I don't intend this to be valuable in any way whatsoever, and should be disregarded with ease, because this is the epitome of boredom and stupidity and this is my exit sentence.