Why I Hate Printers - A poem featuring my distress

Oh Printers, Oh Printers how useful you are.

You're more convienient than finding the Czar.....

When I use you you help me get my work done.

But when you malfunction, it's really not that fun.

Such as these past few days, when you refused to connect.

You just acted still, and possibly thought I was 'wrecked'.

But I reently decided to print a piece of paper.

But something happened to the printer, was it a caper?

No! It was my own fault, I thought removing you would fix it.

But all that did was make myself dig deeper into a pit.

I just want to have a functioning printer.

But the chances of getting that seem to be becoming fainter and fainter....

The End.