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Epic Rap Battle

Trixie and Twilight

Man:

Introducing Trixie Lulamoon and Twilight Sparkle!

Twilight Sparkle:

Let me start by saying I’m royalty,

Don’t messing I’m the holder of loyalty,

You think you got what it takes to one up my dish,

Come on go on a try or are you just to snobbish.

I’m stronger than you,

Come on and wanna see you fail,

Or has your sleeve finally run out of tricks to show.

This battle’s already over,

You can see who will win,

Bring it on, I’m ready or have you never been taught discipline?

Trixie Lulamoon:

I’m a boss,

Not a flop,

I’d like to see whose gonna win,

Come on I’ve got this in bag,

You wanna one up me?

Just wait and see,

You can’t beat the unicorn who is plainly born ready.

I’m a magician,

You blockhead.

Whatever you wanna throw has already been thrown.

Wanna bet on your win,

Well just take a book,

Or were they all left in your castle ruins?

Honestly,

A boss a queen,

So there’s no point battling someone’s who’s born to win!

Twilight Sparkle:

I wanna one up you?

But there’s nothing to one up!

You’re a show off,

Just wait till your karma sets in,

You’re a snob,

You’re a brat,

And by the way I saw through your lies,

Come on I’m being kind I saw through your mind,

I’m the princess of magic,

I’m the hero of it all,

You would be overwhelming but you’re not important all,

I laugh at how you rap,

You need to practice honey,

You’re an evil pony no matter what you have done,

An plus you went from were and back again just to get stoned.

Trixie Lulamoon:

You may be the main character but you still corny to this day,

Ever since the beginning fans wished you would kick the hay,

Fans love me,

They think you’re a bore,

They slobber in the book that you call Twilight’s lore!

You wanna convert me, ha!

Who do you think you are?

What do you wanna me to do?

Lecture this excuse for an Alicorn.

Fans say yay!

You’re not even the main character Applejack is!

Nobody cared when you lost episodes in 6.

You must be bad, when I’d rather watch Twilight.

I can’t wait to stone you,

Why don’t you do something?

Oh poor Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle:

Oh you want me to say something?

You’re better away.

That’s why no one wanted you back apart from poor Larson.

You’re premiere was terrible just watch it again!

I think you’ll find your just a show off and an egotistical fiend.

If season 6 redeemed you well hoo! God dam!

Even Starlight thinks that your role was splat.

You may think your funny but you can’t just deny.

Peanut Butter crackers are so 2013.

Trixie Lulamoon:

Let me end this,

It’s time for you to see,

The marvellous of the great and powerful Trixie,

You may think you’ve won,

But your only fans are the fanboys, who are the people that Tara bribed,

I can’t wait for you to see that you’re wrong and I’m right.

Just cause you have wings, don’t mean your worthy.

 

Who do you think won? Say in the comments.