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Master of the Konami

aka Ninja Jolteon

  • I live in An unknown location.
  • My occupation is Being unknown.
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  • Master of the Konami

    Well, after many months, I finally managed to write this little bugger. It was a struggle and I didn't have a whole lot of motivation to push me forward, but I did it, and that's all that matters. Expect more chapters soon.


    This story features adult themes and other such things that may not be suitable for everyone. Read at your own risk. 


    (Guildmaster's POV)

    Getting your hopes up is always a dangerous thing to do. It can lead to crushing depression if your expectation have not been quite met. For example, coming into camp after our glorious victory over the Lunars should have been a happy occasion. People should have been jumping for joy, singing from the tops of the ramshackled and destroyed homes that once belonged to the ponies that inhab…




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  • Master of the Konami

    Well...Today the sun rose in the east, beating down on the Earth as the sixth month of the fifteenth year of the twenty-first century dies. Jume 30th, a rather insignificant day. A day where nothing important has probably ever happened. A day where people go about their daily lives, not caring about such an insignificant day. But on this day, exactly two years ago, a small little user ventured onto this wiki. His name was UnknownProdigy...He didn't know anybodu, but he quickly made new friends. He was difficult in the beginning, random and strange. He's still difficult in his own way now, but aren't we all? When he first came to town, a blog was formed. A strange blog, with a strange premise. Some call it foolish, some were very serious. M…

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  • Master of the Konami

    This fanfic contains gore and other questionable and mature themes. It's pretty much rated PG-13. Read at your own risk.


    Sorry for the hiatus. Here's your chapter.


    (Tia's POV)

    I hear Luna speak the words. Blue isn’t here. She’s in out camp. The words rake down my spine, chilling me. The camp is virtually unguarded, the only fighter left there is the badly wounded Prodigy. He may be a good fighter at peak physical form, but because of his limp, he might not even hold a candle to Blue’s ferocity. Guildmaster reels back slightly as Luna finishes speaking, allowing my treacherous sister to rise. “I had anticipated your attack. I knew that my army would fail against another Solar attack. So, I sent her to destroy your supplies. I want to go down f…




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  • Master of the Konami

    So, what's the deal with cutie marks? It seems that throughout the show we are presented different ideas on how cutie marks work. In Cutie Mark Chronicles we discover that a cutie marks appear when you finally achieve their "destiny" (note: I'm putting "destiny" in quotation marks). Anyway, this is the real first in depth explanation for cutie marks. Anyway, we fast forward to the finale of season three, Magical Mystery Cure. Here we find out that the Elements of Harmony have been mixed up and, thusly, the Remane 5's cutie marks have been mixed up. This also messes with their special talent. So Rarity, who has RD's mark, is obssessed with weather (which makes no sense, because RD got her mark by pulling of a Sonic Rainbow...They should have gi…

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  • Master of the Konami

    This fanfic contains gore and other questionable and mature themes. It's pretty much rated PG-13. Read at your own risk.


    Snowdrop stays perched on my back the entire trip to my tent. She makes what sounds like a cross between excited squeak to terrified squeals. It’s really hard to tell if she’s happy or absolutely terrified. After limping across the camp for about fifteen minutes. I can see my tent on the edge of the camp. I sigh. This trip used to only take a few minutes. My legs were too badly damaged by fall to be healed by any amount of magic. Walking without my lurching gait may never be a reality for me ever again. I look at the blinded filly on my back and sigh. Maybe the reason I took Snowdrop under my wing is because I see myself …



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