Same rules apply as Amelia the Writer's blog. I did not come up with b day date game.

january: ******* explodes your house

febuary: ****** moves into your attic

march: ******** buys you a flamethrower for your birthday.

april: you and ******* become scientists and conduct expiriments on other ponies.

may: You find ******* sleeping on your kitchen table.

june: ******* smashes all your windows out.

july: you and ******* have a heated game of chess.

august: ******* turns you into a cupcake.

september: you and ******* play CoD together.

october: ******* buys you a lifetime supply of fish sticks.

november: you and ******* go turkey hunting.

december: ****** takes you skating in Canada.